I am trying my hardest to imagine a pick up line more awful than the one in the headline. Even something cheesy like I would love to see your clothes on my floor tonight is not as bad as "Me, You, F**k F**k." Who says this kind of thing? Cristiano Ronaldo. With those four words he managed to pick up a waitress here in Los Angeles and got her pregnant. There was no surrogate mother, although he did apparently pay her $15M for the baby and to be quiet about the whole thing.
I can understand the paying of the $15M for the baby, but I don't understand the confidentiality part. Why does it matter who she is? Is he ashamed of who he had sex with or that someone agreed to have sex with him without protection by using that line?
The Daily Mirror says they interviewed the woman or at least know who she is. I am trying to decide why they will not say who it is. Why the mystery? The drama? A woman got pregnant and had a baby. All this is going to do is make me think there is something shady going on with all of this.
If she is out there, someone will talk. They always do.
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ReplyDeleteAt least his communication skills are clear and concise.
ReplyDeleteWomen will be lining up everywhere for their chance to deliver a $15 million baby for him.
All these stories have convinced me: when I grow up, I want to be a cocktail waitress.
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ReplyDeleteWhy would a straight man pay a woman to give him a baby when as a rich handsome bachelor a trillion women would jump at the opportunity for FREE?!?! Perhaps Mr. Ronaldo ain't so straight y'all.
ReplyDelete@MontanaMarriot - ding ding we have the answer
ReplyDeleteAmen to Amies and MM... He's been pingin my radar for awhile...
ReplyDeleteI heard she got knocked up by accident and then ran to the phone to call him and let him know but he didn't believe the baby was his. There was a paternity test once the baby was born. Then the $15M deal was made.
ReplyDeleteJust playing devil's advocate, but it might be for the same reason movie stars use prostitutes - the most important part is having no strings attached.
ReplyDeleteConfidentiality? Because he paid the mom off so she isn't a part of the baby's life. I assume as part of the $15 million, she's signed away her parental rights. Maybe he doesn't want the child to know who she is until he turns 18.
ReplyDeletemy gaydar doesn't just go off around this dude, it plays The Weather Girls.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
ReplyDeleteOMG @JAX
HILARRRRRIOUS LOLOLOL
Jax, that is hysterical!!!! OMG, too funny! Don't think I've ever seen the dude, so I can't comment on pingage. The only thought I had was "is she underage?"
ReplyDeletehahaha i want to be a cocktail waitress too!!!
ReplyDeleteExactly my thoughts @MontanaMarriott
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