I don't know what it is about the last week but there have been plenty of weddings and engagements and not that many breakups in the celebrity world. Love must be in the air.Levi Johnston has stopped having sex with Kathy Griffin. Probably. He is now engaged to Bristol Palin. No word on whether the couple that had sex and had at least one baby has now decided to not have sex because they think we will all believe they are not having it. Anyway, apparently they chose this week to announce it because it was the only week they could get the cover shot on US Weekly to get the bigger payday.
In some news less likely to be motivated by publicity and attention is the report that Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz got married over the weekend. In front of a just a few people, Javier and Penelope exchanged vows in the Bahamas. I would have rather married Penelope's sister, but hey, that is just me and I am very happy for the couple. Much better choice than Tom Cruise and I'm sure that whole naked ocean photo of Javier we can just call shrinkage. It was probably cold.
Bret Michaels was engaged yesterday in one report, but he quickly said no to that. He made sure every media outlet knew that he is not engaged. Probably has another Rock Of Love coming up. I'm not sure why his on and off girlfriend of 16 years would want to marry him. Has she watched Rock Of Love?
Finally, Vanessa Marcil got married this past weekend. This makes the second wedding her son has seen in two weeks. Last week he watched his dad get married to Megan Fox and this week he got to watch his mom marry Carmine Giovinazzo.
Ok the "at least one baby" comment was weird but I think I remember a rumor that S. Palin's youngest baby is really Bristol's?
ReplyDeleteNot a crazy Pene fan but I am happy for her. Don't get the obsession over Bardem but I think I am alone on that front.
Good job Vanessa, definitely an upgrade from Feldman and BAG.
has at least one child....hmm whatcha saying there Enty? that Bristol might be the mom of the baby born with Downs too? that was a juicy rumor...
ReplyDeleteLevi and Bristol: Give it six months. I mean the engagement, not the marriage (it won't even get that far, not with Momma Palin wanting to tear him to shreds).
ReplyDeletePenelope and Javier: She brings the chicks over; he gets threesomes and orgies when he wants. And some occasional Salma Hayek action.
Bret Michaels: Engagement? Yeah, right. When he can't bang any more young hotties.
Vanessa Marcil: Ms.-She-Can-Wear-a-Potato-Sack-and-Still-Be-Hot-as-Hell. Hope it all works out for her. She deserves it.
Bristol & Levi are shopping a reality show. Their engagement is as fake as a "The Bachelor" one.
ReplyDeleteRe: Brett Michaels's fiance - I have decided that fake fish lips automatically equal 'fame whore.'
Congrats, Vanessa Marcil, on marrying yourself a HOTT MAN! Dayum!
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts on Bristol and Levi was that after being so young and going from rural Alaska to being splashed across every tabloid, not knowing how to handle sudden fame, it looks like they've grown up a bit. I wish them the best.
That said...totally think she's pregnant. Why else would they be getting married within six weeks? JUICY!!
Love Vanessa Marcil, and can not wait for her return to GH.
ReplyDeleteThis Bristol Palin girl is an idiot. I can't believe she would marry Levi. I would be running for dear life away from this media whore. The cover of US Weekly just makes me cringe. Guess they need the moolah if Momma Palin is cutting them off?
Oh God, that scum Brad Michaels has daughters? Poor children, they're doomed. Wanna bet when they will appear on a sleazy reality tv show for the first time trying to compete with other skanks for the 'love' of some old rock star nobody gives a damn about anymore or make their debut as a pro pole dancer?
ReplyDeleteumm WTF Bristols face in that pic?? she looks....different? PReGGO?
ReplyDeleteHow did Vanessa get married last week when she already took his name at the Daytime Emmys.
ReplyDeleteJillian Michaels posted on her facebook Vanessa got married last April and she was her maid of honor.
If anyone believes that Bristol Palin is NOT preggers again by Levi they need to wake up and smell the KY Silk!
ReplyDeleteShe's probably a Fertile-Myrtle just like her dear ol' Mom.
So much for "teen abstinence" and all that total bullshit she got paid to say.
Ha ha haaaaaaaa! Love it.
Sarah and Bristol are just as much media whores as Levi is, if not more so, no doubt in my mind.
ReplyDeleteI'm with whomever said this:
ReplyDeleteRe: Brett Michaels's fiance - I have decided that fake fish lips automatically equal 'fame whore.'
I think Bristol's pregnant. Why else would she want to get married so quickly? And announcing your engagement to your parents via a tabloid cover is just about as famewhoretrashy as you can get. BTW, she's so photoshopped on that cover. She looks like Shannen Doherty without the giant teeth.
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T STAND THE PALIN FAMILY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penelope stole my man!
ReplyDeleteI liked Bret on Celebrity Apprentice. He tried so hard to be liked and be a good guy and he was respectful to other contestants. I've never seen Rock of Love and hopefully never will.
lol @ KYsilk, serenakyle.
ReplyDeleteVERY interesting comment by Enty about the "at least one baby", yo! Bristol looks really different in that photo. Weird.
So we've all heard the Pene and Javier gay rumours - so is the consensus that they've taken bearding to the next level?
What's the name of Vanessa's husband? He looks so familiar.
Awwww, Javier Bardem has a small package?
ReplyDeleteSay it isnt so! He has always given me this smoldering dominant take charge in the bedroom feel and now I have to add tiny dick to this picture in my head?!
lol
p.s. I miss FFF! dammit!
oh yeah, and what NYC2008 said
ReplyDelete@Rocket Queen it's Carmine Giovinazzo he has a role on CSI New York for the last six years or so.
ReplyDeleteI think Levi knows he went as far as he could on his own trying to famewhore and cash in. Best thing he did was crawl back to Bristol. Now he can set the fame clock back 15 minutes.
@timebob - yes! Thank you. I've only seen that show a couple of times.
ReplyDeleteI think in about 7 months Bristol will be having a "preemie."
ReplyDeletei actually hope bristol and levi make it. only because she embarrassed her ass of a mother by being an individual and not being the perfect little girl. i can't blame levi for being a fame whore, that palin woman forced him into the campaign and then cut him out of their lives. kid had to make money somehow. certainly his parents weren't going to help him out.
ReplyDeleteand then there's the thought that maybe bristol's marrying him just to get away from home. wouldn't you?