Lindsay Lohan In Jail - Blah Blah Blah
Go to any tabloid website right now and I bet you can find either a Lindsay Lohan and the inmates are not getting along story or you will find one that says Lindsay Lohan has made lots of friends in jail. If you are more interested in her living conditions, you can find a tabloid that says Lindsay cries herself to sleep every night and has had nothing to drink except dirty water out of her cell sink to other articles that say she gets special privileges, has her own television and that everyone does favors for her.
You know what all this tells me? Prisoners who probably have never seen Lindsay in jail are being released and then selling their stories. Guards are selling stories. Anyone and everyone is trying to make a buck selling Lindsay stories. It is like its very own market.
I think we all knew it would be like this. I also think we all know that when she gets out this week that it is going to be way worse. You do realize there will probably be live news feeds on CNN and MSNBC and FOX when she is released. Why? So they can follow her to a rehab facility. Oh, and how much do you want to bet, tabloid reporters have already been admitted to several rehab facilities this week. Oh, they have. It is very hard to get in after a celebrity, but if you get in before you are golden.
