Jessica Simpson Found A Wrinkle

You know, at some point if you would like to be treated seriously, then perhaps you should not announce to the world via your Twitter the following observation. "It is official -- I'm 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!"

Oh, ans she swore. I'm telling her dad the pastor. Oh, wait. What am I saying. He probably likes it when she talks dirty. I kid, I kid. Not really.

My guess is that she was trying to remind people she turned 30 and to get some happy birthday wishes. Either that or she was truly devastated that she found a wrinkle which means she has not looked into a mirror before, because she probably had one or two. Or, it could be that her Botox wore off and they came back.

I can't believe I am sitting here talking about Jessica Simpson and her wrinkles. I'm sure she still looks great. It isn't like the wrinkle goes straight down the middle of her body from head to toe. Bigger things in life to worry about.