Friday, July 30, 2010

Janet Charlton Says Jake Gyllenhaal Is Not Gay - Smokes Pot Or Something Else Without Nicotine


Janet Charlton, who used to write for Star, and now has her own website which is pretty good when I remember to look at it has a story up about why Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon broke up. First, Janet tells us not just once, but twice in about two paragraphs that Jake is not gay. Get that out of your head. According to Janet, Jake is not gay. He and Austin Nichols are just very good friends. Totally platonic.

OK. Now that we have that straight, Janet says the reason Jake and Reese broke up was that he would not stop smoking. Like all the time he would smoke. Constantly. She also says that what he was smoking does not have nicotine in it. So, that leaves us with pot, meth, crack, and a couple of other substances which are even more destructive. Apparently Reese did not enjoy the example that Jake was setting for the kids. Umm, yeah, Janet made it seem like Jake was doing this in front of the kids. Not cool Jake. I don't care what you do in your private time. I really don't. However, if you are smoking pot or something else, I don't think you should be doing it in front of kids.