I Will Trade You Tila Tequila For The Main Tiger Mistress
Dr. Drew did not get Lindsay Lohan. He did not get Mel Gibson. Heck he did not even get Dina Lohan and I thought if you waved a $50 bill in front of her face and six weeks of national television she would come panting. But, Dr. Drew did manage to get Jeremy London and Rachel Uchitel for his latest season of Celebrity Rehab. Tila Tequila, who was scheduled to be on the show is no longer. Apparently the fact that Dr. Drew was going to insist on clothes during the process was kind of a deal breaker.
So, instead he has a gaggle of people that should make for an interesting combination. Rachel is looking to make the transition from Celebrity Rehab to Celebrity Apprentice. That is a whole lot of celebrity for someone who seems to be famous solely for sleeping with Tiger Woods and then getting him to write a big check.
Jeremy London should be the fun one. I can't wait until he gets kidnapped again. Also on the show are: Jason Wahler, Janice Dickinson (I bet she and Jason hookup), Leif Garrett, Jason Davis and Frankie Lons, who is the mother of Keyshia Coles. I think she took the Dina spot. Oh, didn't Jeremy London and Rachel Uchitel once have a thing together?