Guess What Mom? I Used To Be A Stripper
Kendra Wilkinson was on The Today Show this morning and was given softball after softball questions to which she talked about her meth use and stripping and sex with Hef. The part that cracked me up the most was when Kendra said she had to tell her mom that she secretly was a stripper when she was 18 because she did not want her mom to learn about when reading the book.
So, does this mean your mom knew about the meth and all the other drugs? Does this mean you had a long talk about having sex with Hef and how you were girl #6 in a line of 20 and hoped someday to move up to a higher number? "Mom, I was girl #3 today. I am so happy." I still don't believe a word of the got breast implants in two days of stripping story. I still think she was doing things with customers on the side and maybe that is what she was telling her mom.
Anyway, if you want to see Kendra laughing about sex with Hef, then watch the clip.
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I kept thinking of sex with the Hoff, not the Hef, and somehow that made the story even funnier. I kind of wish the Hoff were up to his usual bollocks, I could use a good Hoff story.
ReplyDeleteReally. I love little girls' "role models" today.
ReplyDelete"I mean, it's not like I was a druggie stripper or anything!" Right, because you did drugs and stripped separately.
These women are an embarrassment. And I can't believe she is promoted at all.
And she is on TV and has her own show because she behaved like a prostitute for most of her adult life.
ReplyDeleteShe is gross.
ReplyDeleteAnd her mother was deeply disappointed when she got pregnant.
ReplyDeleteNaturally, because from being a junkie stripper to a geriatric's concubine, her life was SOOOO on the right track to a brilliant future, that it's having a baby with her husband that is going to derail it!
Not wasting my time watching trailer trash.
ReplyDeleteYes I'm sure Mom was proud and bragged at bingo.
ReplyDelete" ya Know Myrtle, my Kendra might have been bare ass naked in Playboy and was an old geezer's sextoy. She was a stripper and an addict but she's still my baby.
What I have bingo? No I don't. Oh,
my daughter is a BIMBO. Yes she is but at least she's never been a junkie stripper. I just couldn't condone THAT."
Can't you just see it? Warms the heart hunh?
LOL@looserdude
ReplyDeleteLOL@ardleigh
When I think that Kendra is a tv "star" and I use that word loosely, I am sooooo glad that I don't have children. Thanks to reality TV, young kids of both sexes must have some pretty horrible opinions of women and what makes a woman desirable. In the next ten or 15 years, society is going to begin reaping what we've sown, and it ain't going to be pretty.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this waste of space has a TV show let alone a tell-all book. I think I caught a disease just reading these few paragraphs about her.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ ardleigh
ReplyDeleteI think she had to tell her mom before the book issue considering the fact she was a stripper when she was 18 was on E! True Hollywood stories or whatever.
ReplyDeletePlease, like her or her mother would actually be reading a book!
ReplyDeletei have to say i actually blame her mom for kendera's twisted view of sex and success. i'm a huge gnd fan and her mom creeps me out- she think's her daughter is a star and making dreams come true by banging a geriatric, but she realy wigged out about her getting married and having a child.
ReplyDeleteher mom is royally messed up in the head and admit's that she'd love to be a part of hef's harem. yes, kendra's effed in the head. but you can thank her mom for raising her that way.
this chick got issues.
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP AND GO AWAY AND SPEND YOUR HUBBY'S NFL $.
whores,they get so greedy!
I know it's uncool to quote Courtney Love, but remember when she was at the Pamela Anderson roast and she said that they were teaching each other things. Courtney was teaching Pamela how to play guitar, and Pamela was showing Courtney how to sit on Hef's lap without projectile vomiting. Poor Hef.
ReplyDeleteCourtney also said, "When it comes to drugs, Pamela and I are total opposite....I have to pay for my drugs."
so she says she stopped drugs at 16? so exactly how old was she in the sex tape? she was sober while doing that?
ReplyDelete@RJ: Amen. What are we raising now, the Jersey Shore generation? What's next? I'm afraid to find out.
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