You know, the Lohan family really needs to get their stories straight. Dina Lohan is In Touch this week saying how she thinks Lindsay will die in jail. Whatever. She will be alone the whole damn time comfortably numb on her medications. Maybe she can pay a quick visit to her dentist before she goes to jail and get her prescriptions switched to higher doses.
So, in case you have not heard the news, because you have more important things to do in your life other than follow Lindsay Lohan, she has hired Robert Shapiro to be her new lawyer. Yes, the same Robert Shapiro who helped to get OJ acquitted. So, obviously he knows how to help the guilty.
Apparently his plan is to get Lindsay into his sober living facility. Lindsay entered yesterday afternoon about 3. Apparently this sober living facility is supposed to be like Sober House, only with way more visitors because Lindsay had a steady stream of them yesterday. Sam Ronson went by, Ali stopped to say hi, the Israeli soldier girlfriend came by and finally Dina came by at midnight.
When Dina stopped by she must have felt even more like an idiot than normal. Earlier in the day she had told In Touch that “She went to rehab before the court ordered her. When I put my daughter in rehab, I knew she needed it. In 2007 — not currently.”
Umm, guess that changed when you are trying to keep your daughter from going to jail. Anyway, if you thought that was the most delusional piece of news you are so wrong. This quote from Dina shows you what an absolute idiot is and why you should never fake tan. It damages the brain. That and her drug and alcohol use.
“Lindsay actually wants to open up her own rehab center here (in Los Angeles) and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t fall through the cracks in this town. She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She’s really growing up.”
Let me know when the tears stop rolling down your face from laughing so hard.
i wonder how much the insurance policy is on lindsay?
ReplyDeleteHer lawyer owns the facility. Why not just send her packing her bags to go into seclusion at his mansion?
ReplyDeleteDina is seriously starting to make Michael look like the sane one.
ReplyDeleteI really wonder why nobody calls that stupid cow out on her bullshit? She has been on so many shows already and did no one who interviewed her tell her that she's a complete idiot and that her incapability of being a good mother, Michael's delusion of grandeur and both being so money and famous greedy as can be is what destroyed their daughter? Why is there no one on national tv who tells her that? What's that show called in which this Gosselin guy was told off by that blonde woman? Dina should go there for once.
ReplyDeletewtf is she doing in that picture? Was that taken at the courthouse? "FREEDOM! FREE - oh shit, they're taking my moneymaker away."
ReplyDeleteWho visits a rehab centre at midnight? Special delivery?
best picture ever...put up the Michael Mesh shirt pic and you have the reason Lindsay (and Ali ) are so...f*cked up. Hope they're watching the other patients at that sober living house very closely or you'll see some major relapsing if they're hanging with Lethal Lohan
ReplyDeleteHonestly I didn't think you could have so many visitors immediately upon entering a facility like that.
ReplyDeleteIt would have made a better story if Sam and the Israeli soldier girlfriend showed up at the same time.
I wonder what Kim K. thinks about Lindsay's choice in lawyers :P
ReplyDeleteYeah, this rehab is a joke. I read that the soldier girlfriend showed up at 1am?!?! WTF?
What a BS family. This strategy is such a joke, and Shapiro should be embarrassed about this and his association with Lindsay, but it is his choice.
ReplyDeleteBeing rude, let me point out that his son OD'd. That is sad, but that does not make him qualified to help anyone with drug or medication problems. He probably did what he could with his son, but he failed. She needs someone who has been successful.
The judge is probably laughing at this tactic too. Here's hoping that Lindsay is such a drama queen in jail that she won't qualify for time off for good behavior.
BTW, after Carvel Ice Cream issued their press released about Dina abusing Ali's ice cream card, I must have missed Dina's self-righteous rebuttal. Anyone see it?
I'm not too sure about this, but is a sober house different than a rehab facility? I always thought it was somewhere you went after going through rehab, not where you start...And I'm not knocking anyone wanting to get help, but in her case this seems too much like a ploy to get out of jail and nothing about getting clean and sober.
ReplyDeleteLet's see now ..... Shapiro's son is DEAD from drugs and Dina, in her ultimate wisdom, thinks his rehab is a good place for Lindsay. Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
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ReplyDeleteI don't know how social services haven't taken these people's kids away (the ones that are underage).
ReplyDeleteAmazingly, the two Lohan boys seem relatively normal.
The eldest one is even in college. Although, he does say his mother is a "great mom", so he's clearly delusional....
That leaves the little kid.
When the hell is someone going to just drop a house on Dina and silence her forever?
ReplyDeleteWill the judge actually buy it?
ReplyDeleteLOVE the picture! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI hope the judge orders LL out of pretend rehab and into jail ASAP on Tuesday. This tactic stinks!
@Ms Cool - Man, I hope not. Clearly this is just a joke to her. I wish/hope the judge see's through it, like we all are, and gives her MORE jail time.. That would make my day :P
ReplyDeleteIn the very least I hope she sends her to an actual rehab facility. I agree with the others that a sober house isn't really rehab.
And, please please if she talks to the judge, I hope she gets called out on the very disrespectful, FUCK U, on her fingernail!
So a newly hired defense attorney can just take it upon himself to put his client in his OWN rehab facility and magically the jail time and rehab required by the judge just goes away? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteDina Lohan is so freaking....... oh, heck, I have no words. There are just no words anymore.....
Mina, do you mean Nancy Grace? Personally, I'd sign up for Pay TV to watch Nancy Grace rip Dina Lohan a new one. And DVR the show. And watch it several times over. Just for fun :)
ReplyDeleteSo what Dina is saying here is that Lindsay doesn't need rehab?? What kind of mother who PAYS ATTENTION to what's going on in your kid's life and failing career, would ever disagree with this decision?! And further, visiting at midnight?? Shouldn't Dina be getting some sleep?
ReplyDeleteTed posted that blind last Friday about Misha Mayhem, which I am pretty sure is about Dina, not Ali. Bitch has sober issues of her own, is my strong suspicion.
Lindsay's Rehab Center will have Instruction on Doctor Shopping, so they can get all the drugs they need- legally.
ReplyDeleteFucking ridiculous.
hey paris - don't forget Lindsay can confiscate all the sht her "patients" bring when they enter her rehab !!
ReplyDeleteThey're taking a pre-emptive strike. They can now tell the court that Lindsay is taking responsibility for her actions and is becoming a humanitarian (didn't she go to India for the BBC or something last year? Or was that another skank?)
ReplyDeleteAlso it's great material for a reality series. Shapiro will hold off billing them directly for the sober house stay and his fees, and just attach her future earnings to pay for it. The series may even be shot at his facility, so he gets money from the cable network as well.
lilo is no betty ford...i bet she's embarrassed if she really made that comment.
ReplyDeleteso wait, what...shapiro has a drug rehab ctr? but his son is dead? sad.
great pic, btw...almost up there w/ m-lohan's mesh shirt.
"This quote from Dina shows you what an absolute idiot is and why you should never fake tan. It damages the brain." Truer words have never been spoken.
ReplyDeleteLilo opening a rehab? That's the blind leading the blind right there.
PLEASE don't let the judge fall for this!!!
ReplyDeleteThe lies spill out of Dina's piehole so fast, she doesn't have time to cross-check them to see if they contradict the last lie she just told 5 seconds ago.
ReplyDeleteShe's a piece of shit. All the Lohans are, top to bottom.
Tenley -- I just realized it may be a Shapiro investment property. All he has to do is stash his wealthy junky clients awaiting trial in there for a few weeks with a few docs and social workers and -- voila! -- they have paid their debt to society. It's L.A. we're talking about here -- the judges have probably been buying this dodge for years now. Plus it's probably actually generating good income.
ReplyDeleteOh for fuck's sake. This hag needs fricking BRAIN rehab.
ReplyDeleteA lohan rehab? Yall, I seriously just about lost my beverage all over the computer. That would be like this fool family opening a talent agency.
ReplyDeleteWhat I would like to see, is a ban on Lohan anything. They are not news, they are not entertaining. They are worse than BP.
As for staying in sober living, the judge already ordered her dumb ass to go to rehab after jail-so what is this mess? Extra credit? Where is the money coming from? Why has no one asked the Mom if she is delusional?
The fact of the matter is she broke probation. Punishment must be handed out. the Judge was completly fair. Jail time then rehab of the courts discretion. Going to a cushy sober house isn't going to address the punishment of breaking probation.
ReplyDeleteAnd having her girlfriends come over and lick her cooch before she goes to bed in her $2,000 rehab bed isn't justice for those who lost family members to drunk & drugged drivers.
Robert Shapiro is slick but I hope the Judge and court appointed doctor don't fall for it.
Oh and of course I bet Robert is handling her case for free and the sober house is free becuase he founded it. Yes, I am sad he lost a son but I think Lindsey is just manipulating the situation, playing the dead son card on Robert. The second she is free she will go back to the clubs, booze and coke.
I read this late last night & was LOL at the Lohan Rehab possibility. Yeah, Lindsey really fell through the cracks of the justice system, Dina. Smokes crack, yes.
ReplyDeleteThe best line is "She's really growing up." At 24, I would really hope she was "grown up."
This family is really the gift that keeps on giving 365 days a year.
Years ago I was on a Manhattan jury; we had to send a young black man back to jail to complete his sentence because he'd broken his probation.
ReplyDeleteParolees are not supposed to be anywhere near someone who has a firearm. He'd ridden in a car with a friend who had a gun; he saw the gun, but stayed in the car. The friend parked outside a McDonald's, went in, robbed it, and returned to the car without telling the kid what had happened.
Our guy was absolved of involvement in the armed robbery, but the law required he return to jail because of his presence in a car with a gun.
It's good to be blonde and in L.A., I guess.
Tears?
ReplyDeletePlease... I laughed so hard I had to change my pants.
Is she allowed to take her prescription drugs in this sober house?
ReplyDeleteKate you're right - you go to sober living AFTER rehab. Rehab to get your system cleaned out -sober living to get your life back on track. Much less restictive than rehab.
ReplyDeleteI know, I've been there 2x. Thank God it took finally, but you've got to want it, this idiot doesn't.
i don't think you can take any drugs into re-hab or sober living, mostly for the other patients safety.
ReplyDeleteminor things (her nexium, for example) would be confiscated and doled out exactly as directed by the re-hab doc from behind a locked window.
hopefully shapiro is just trying to keep her out of trouble (and an eye on her) until she reports for jail.
do judges watch local news? seriously, do they? i'd never be able to do that. i'm scared shitless i'd have to serve on a JURY one day!
for those that think lindsay picked shapiro.. i wonder if kim k had something to do with it? he worked with her dad on the oj case and lindsay just hung out with her a week before hiring the guy. idk, i'm sure it sounds like conspiracy theory, but i think kim suggested it. lindsay gets a shot at getting out of jail, shapiro gets a chance to fix a junkie and redeem himself...
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