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Which recently famous reality TV star is trying desperately to get an acting gig? Any acting gig. We mean ‘desperate’ because she’s in talks with a very sleazy pornographer (who we are not wild about and have mentioned our distaste for him once or twice on here) to get a movie deal. We think it is making a deal with the devil, but she is willing to do anything to keep her name in the press.
Not Ali the Bachelorette.
Vienna Sausage!
ReplyDeleteJoe Francis being the sleazy porn producer?
ReplyDeleteSnooki
ReplyDelete*shudder*
I second both 1st guesses, Vienna and Joe sittin' in a tree...
ReplyDeleteCreepy Danielle Staub?
ReplyDeleteSnooki was the first who came to mind.
ReplyDeleteSnookie was the first name to pop in my head.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Snooki is the person because she has the next season of Jersey Shore debuting and is not yet desperate to extend her 15 minutes of fame. I like the Vienna guess alot. Also, what about the bachelorette girl who was on Dancing with the Stars? She seems desperate for fame too.
ReplyDeleteHow about Kate of Jon & Kate? Or does she have a new show?
Not snookie because she refuses to even wear a bikini (so I have read, I don't watch the show). Not Melissa (the one Valerie mentioned) because she is married and pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI will go with Vienna and Joe Francis.
I can't wait to see the Vienna and Joe Francis aftershow special. "You said you would love me and stay with me forever if I did that movie with the hermaphrodite midget, but you lied! You lied!"
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt Kate Gosselin would be a candidate. It would go against her carefully orchestrated image as a perfect mother. That Vienna from the bachelor is definitely desparate for any fame/attention...she would fit the blind much better.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Franken-Heidi. No question.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Hills girls is my guess!
ReplyDeleteJWOW and Joe the rapist.
ReplyDeleteEither Stumpy (oops, I meant Snooki) or JWoww and Joe Francis.
ReplyDeleteThe title could be "Searching for JWoww's Belly Button."
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Barton Fink
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious about Snooki refusing to wear a bikini! She doesn't want to show her belly, but is okay with the incessant handstands/short skirts/thong shots. I'm really sick of seeing so much public hoochie.
ReplyDeleteHeidi for sure. And she'll get bigger boobs before she does the porno, trust.
ReplyDeleteThat girl has fallen so hard so fast compared to her Hills costars...is Spencer 100% to blame or was she deeply effed up before this all came crashing down?
Lived in her CO hometown a number of years and although looks can be deceiving I really don't see how she ended up so weird coming from there. Her mom & step dad run a well established nice restaurant and seem perfectly normal. Town is self is beautiful, small, mellow place to live-drugs aren't nearly as bad as Aspen or Vail--fairly wholesome in comparison. Actually a great place to grow up-good school, something healthy to do outside everyday, kids can safely walk/ride bikes to school. Nowhere is perfect but Crested Butte is damn close.
Ok, so maybe it is all Spencer & add him to Hollyweird water and we end up w/FrankenHeidi?
Sad. Sad. Sad.
I'm on the Vienna bandwagon ...
ReplyDeleteDefinitely NOT Snookie, as many mentioned above, her 15 mins are still going strong.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally with Vienna FTW.
Danielle "desperate" housewife
ReplyDeleteJoe, girls gone "wild"
and ew.
I really hope it's anyone BUT Vienna, simply because after seeing their confrontation (I never watched the show, to be honest), that Jake guy seemed one of the most fake, lying sociopaths I've ever seen, and I don't want anything SHE does to take away from that.
ReplyDelete@ blondegossip Heidi was giving off mad call girl vibes from the very first episode of The Hills. Hard to describe, but she seemed so desperate for attention that she latched on to anything that came along. If it wasn't Spencer, another predator would have come along and pimped her ass out.
ReplyDeleteDanielle/Angela/Beverly
ReplyDeleteLarry Flynt
Not Heidi--the blind says "recently famous" and Heidi has been around for a long time now.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Danielle. The clue is in "desperate," as in a housewife. And she's bat sh*t crazy enough to do ANYTHING to push the clock to 11 minutes.
I totally agree that the Hill's girls are not RECENTLY famous, in the spectrum of Reality TV aren't they fairly old news?
ReplyDeleteDef. Joe Francis with the 'WILD' clue and I also get the 'DESPERATE' clue to mean a housewife.
Danielle would fit, she's the most popular one with a sex tape.
Yuck
Vienna, Vienna, Vienna!!
ReplyDeleteI am on the Vienna train... uh, no porn pun intended.
ReplyDeleteWhile I could see Snooki doing porn (or anyone from Jersey Shore), I think Vienna fits this. I also immediately thought of Joe Douchebag Francis.
ReplyDeleteDuh, Vienna and Joe Francis.
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