January 8, 2010
At a recent photo session for an editorial in GQ, this former major league all star and still pretty decent player replaced a golfer who has had some recent issues and could no longer make it. Yes, it is who you think it is. At the shoot, our baseball player was hitting on the model he was posing with and used the following line. "I love to drink my own c*m." Yes, he actually did say it. The makeup artist who overheard the line dropped her supplies when she heard it. Now, our baseball player has had some very famous dates in the past. He has dated this former A list tweener who now is a C list television and movie actress. He also has dated this permanent married B lister who has been around since she was pre-teen and had two very hit shows.
#1 - baseball player
#2 - golfer
#3 - former A list tweener
#4 - married B lister
Definitely going to be revealed in July.
#1 - Barry Zito
#2 - Tiger Woods
#3 - Hilary Duff
#4 - Alyssa Milano
Congrats to Anky!
ReplyDeleteI don't get the permanent married reference, Hilary isn't married and Alyssa's been married a couple of times but not for long either time.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm too tired for subtlety today.
And Ewwwwww
ReplyDeleteoh gawd *dry heaves* never heard of this guy... don't care to either.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to google Barry Zito. Will anyone look at him the same way again?
ReplyDeleteCasey, I think he's referring to her being a permanent B. Or constantly married.
ReplyDeletewhoo hoo I guessed 2 of the four...
ReplyDeletewhat a skeez!
ReplyDeleteOh Barry.
ReplyDeleteIck nast
ReplyDeleteI have not the faintest clue who Barry Zito is, but "I love to drink my own c*m" is his idea of a pick up line????
ReplyDeleteGood grief.
Okay that is nassssty.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that even look like? *retching sounds here*
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ReplyDeleteGross! Please tell me that pick-up line hasn't worked....
ReplyDeleteHmm... I have him on my fantasy team..... wondering that now.... ick.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to imagine someone saying that to me. I think I would have vomited all over him.
ReplyDeletejust threw up in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteick.nast. does not describe how gross that is. I'm a spitter.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
beyond vomit...is there a word for regurgitating, swallowing it again, regurgitating it and vomiting on top of that???? ICK!
ReplyDeleteI had to Google him just to look at the face of a skeez who would say something like that.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the model's reaction was?
Seriously, if Barry Zito thinks that is a great pickup line, he must have got hit in the head with a ball one too many times....
ReplyDeleteIf I was Hilary I would have politely asked for some disinfectant.
Barry has a reputation for being an odd ball. Who knew he was into snow balling.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the model went for it?
oh just to add on...After Alyssa Milano and Barry broke up. She publicly stated that she would never date another professional athlete again.
ReplyDeleteShe married an agent.
I guess she didn't like him swallowing more the she did.
:-)
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ReplyDeleteMaybe it's some sort of 'Athlete Feng Shui'...don't give away the power? Those athletes do have some strange practices & superstitions :(
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