Battleship Movie Has Its Stars
Last year at some pint I wrote about how some studio executive was probably playing boardgames with his kid some weekend and decided that Battleship would be a great movie. I still think it is a bad idea, but it does have its stars lined up. Alexander Skarsgard and Rihanna.
Alexander - B4
Rihanna - Miss. C2
Alexander - Miss. B3
Rihanna - Hit. D1
Yep, sounds like a thriller. Now, if it were nude Battleship, then you might be talking about something.
Definately Jules Kirby. I have proof... oh wait.. too soon for the blind item. My bad.
ReplyDeleteNot George Wendt, Ryan?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else always think of 'Harold & Kumar' when you hear about this? "You sunk my battleshit!"
ReplyDeleteWe all think it is a lame idea. Watch it be the hit of the year when it comes out.
ReplyDeleteRihanna? Really? I'm one of the few left that seem to really dig Rihanna, but to put such an unknown acting talent into a movie with other, proven stars seems weird. Unless she's going to be like a Grace Jones character from the Bond movie?
ReplyDelete@moosh..yes. lol.
ReplyDeletei hear Megan Fox just landed the female lead for a CONNECT FOUR!
George Wendt is too much man for Jules Kirby.
ReplyDeleteI hated this game as a kid. What a sucky idea for a movie.
ReplyDeletelol @ Jax! Is it the Spongebob version?
ReplyDeleteWill Rihanna's voice be autotuned?
@shakey...
ReplyDeleteWill Rihanna's voice be autotuned?
Funniest comment of the day. And the most weirdly true. The idea of listening to that voice try to be dramatic is frightening!
Didn't they make this movie already. It's called Pearl Harbor.
ReplyDeleteBut, anything that Askars is in i'm there.
LOL @timebob
ReplyDeleteWhen is casting for "Chutes & Ladders" starting? Have they found a new lead actress for "Trouble" now that Lindsay is in jail? Have they lined up a director for "Monopoly" are they all monopolized? "Scrabble" might need some re-writes (or re-tiles).
ReplyDeleteBattleship...what a dumb idea for a movie.
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ReplyDeleteCandy Land the movie with Jules Kirby and George Wendt.
ReplyDeleteWhen Enty wrote, "Last year at some pint..." I didn't know if he meant that or not, but it was funny, in a "beer o'clock" kind of way. The unintentional funnies are the best, and often the most revealing.
ReplyDeleteGood lord of the loonies. Taylor Kitch has signed up for this debacle.
ReplyDeleteAll I have to say is the people in Hollywood must be on some of the best drugs ever. The only problem is--the rest of us aren't. One day they will equate the dip in movie profits to the whole lot of really really bad movies they have been making.
ReplyDeleteRight, so Hollywood has confirmed that they are OFFICIALLY out of ideas then...
ReplyDeleteHell, I'd rather see Light Bright turned into a movie.
ReplyDeleteBut watch Patty be right and this thing turn out to be the hit of the year. I do remember everyone thinking that this movie based on ride would bomb (Pirates of the Caribbean)
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