Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Top Gun 2 - My Way

Jerry Bruckheimer says there is a good chance for Top Gun 2. "We were recently approached again to start talking about it but, you know, nothing yet. We kicked around some ideas because the aviation community has completely changed since we made the movie a long time ago. So we have to find a way in and how to incorporate the Maverick character into it."

Instead of doing it all over again with new faces like Footloose, I think they should bring back all the original Top Gun cast and have them be who they are now.

Imagine. Val Kilmer plays Ice Man. I can't wait until the scene where he tries to fit inside an airplane. That could take up the entire film right there. When he finally does get in he flies to New Mexico and strafes all his neighbors for making him apologize and kiss their butts so he can open his bed and breakfast. Or in his case all you can eat buffet.Kelly McGillis plays Charlie. After having a couple of adopted children with Maverick, Charlie comes out as a lesbian and leaves Maverick for a doctor.Meg Ryan plays Carole. After Goose dies, Carole married a guy but ended up cheating on him with Maverick.Anthony Edwards played Goose - Goose is dead but comes back in an emotional flashback which gives Maverick the inspiration to dance on the couch of his retired boss Tom Skerritt while asking for the hand of his daughter in marriage. He tells Tom that he is willing to pay his daughter a great portion of his income but that she will have to become a Scientologist and possibly carry Ron Hubbard's baby.Tim Robbins played Merlin and wanders through the entire movie saying, "How come no one remembers I was in this movie?"

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