Today's Blind Items
Over the weekend this celebrity mother was basically pimping out her D list reality daughter. She would walk up to actors at the event she was at and let it be known that her daughter was available to be a companion for the day or night or even on a long term basis. She was even carrying head shots of her daughter. The rate? $5000 for one day and $50,000 a month.
gross...why do Rumer (or Scout or Talulah) and Demi pop into my noggin?
ReplyDeleteHeidi's Mom???
ReplyDeleteI feel like the Kardashian's and Hilton's can be ruled out because that's chump change to them and what they have and are making...
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ReplyDeletei know it can't be, but Dina Lohan popped into my head. I don't think the little sister was on reality tv though
ReplyDeleteWhite Oprah.
ReplyDeleteShe had that horrible "Living Lohan" show that featured she and Ali prominently.
OMG...WHAT KIND OF MOTHER IS THAT...AWFUL
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking more like one of the Jersey Shore chicks, like Jwow or whatever her name is.
ReplyDeleteDemi's kids are not reality stars.
I thought Ali Lohan was on a short-lived reality show on E!
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is needs to be arrested for pimpin'
One of the main clues is that the mom is a celebrity in her own right and the daughter is D list on a reality show. Do we have any mother daughter types that fit that description.
ReplyDeleteFrankie and Neffe Cole. Frankie Cole is the celebrity mom (of singer Keyshia Cole) and Neffe is Keyshia's sister. All three of them are BET's reality TV stars, and if you read an urban blog a day in your life, you'd know Frankie and Neffe are no strangers to activity like this.
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ReplyDeletePlease not Sharon Osbourne and Kelly; they were in the Random Photos though...
ReplyDeleteKathy,
ReplyDeleteWouldn't the Osbourne's just plain have too much money to need to do this though??
And isn't Kelly O engaged??
FFS! We are truly in the End Times. I cannot even conceive of behavior such as this.
ReplyDeleteI really hope this one gets revealed. UGH. DISGUSTING.
ReplyDeleteDina Lohan and Ali?
ReplyDeleteand it's disgusting!
Danielle and Christine Staub
ReplyDelete(probably not, but I wouldn't put it past her)
Danielle would totally do this, but I like It's just me!'s guess.
ReplyDeleteThis is just awful. What a train wreck in the making.
ReplyDeleteJill Zarin! LMAO (Team Bethenny!)
ReplyDeletei completely forgot about Living Lohan! But it's probably because i never watched it :)
ReplyDeleteNo idea on today's blind but will jump on the Dinah Lohan guess.
ReplyDeleteOT - I mentioned this before, but is Catherine Zeta Jones coke mom? Did you see the Dlisted pics?
Danielle would completely do this but she's not a celebrity mother.
ReplyDeleteCandy and Tori? Oh wait, I don't think people would pay for a month with a sack of bones.
Dinah and Ali Lohan.
ReplyDeleteThe Gastineaus
ReplyDeleteAubrey O'Day reality show- making the band.
ReplyDeleteI like the Gasineaous too.
ReplyDeleteKathy Griffin and Maggie.
ReplyDeleteHahaha @ captivagirl...that's who I first thought of (if she hasn't already pimped her out to her ex-con "friends")...
ReplyDelete@Ms Cool - I think the 'coke' is actually the photogs flashbulb reflecting off of her powdered/mineral makeup. It's not coke.
ReplyDeleteWhite Oprah was the first thing that popped in my head for the blind, but I don't think even she is that heinous. Lord knows I could be wrong about that.
I saw a photo on a gossip sight this past weekend that showed Snookie (Jersey Shore) and her mom dancing at some event. I bet it's her mother.
ReplyDelete@mscool - even if the pics were of coke (which I doubt) - CZJ is not Coke Mom.
ReplyDeleteCoke Mom is a B-List television actress.
Snookie is one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen, both inside and out.
ReplyDeletewhat about the family from "pretty wild" on e!?
ReplyDeletethe mom is a former playboy bunny and it could be one of the two "older" daughters....though I think she might have head shots for the oldest "adopted" daughter originally intended for playboy.
Ali and the white opes.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't surprise me if it was Kate Gosselin selling one of her children into child slavery.
ReplyDeleteOlivia newton john
ReplyDelete@ It's just me!
ReplyDeleteI think you got it right.
Frankie and Neffe Cole FTW!
For some reason Kris Jenner and Kim KarTrashian popped into my hear immediately, cause they're both such famewhores. But I guess Kim Trash is higher than D-listed.
ReplyDeleteDanielle from the God-awful RHONJ (just a gut guess, but I suppose that girl is not old enough yet).
ReplyDeleteHmmm, then I have no idea.
sorry but this smells like bull to me. $5K for one day! $50K for a month? yeah, right.
ReplyDelete@nikki $5k actually isn't that crazy, highpriced call girls can make upwards of $25k in a weekend. hey, if you're gonna sell your soul, might as well be to the highest bidder!
ReplyDeletei wouldn't put it past danielle staub, either but she's a dlist celeb herself, not her daughter. she's already pimping her out as a model tho so how far off is she from this? i would say white oprah, but her and ali combined would equal d... so i suppose i'll vote for frankie and neffe cole!
I'm with Dr. Spaceman. I'm only half joking. First person I thought of was also was Kate Gosselin selling one of the older girls of her eight, and all the kids would have to be D-List reality stars because can anyone name even one?
ReplyDeleteI don't believe that Enty would consider Dina Lohan a celebrity. I just don't. For the other suggestions - I don't think Snooki's mom is a celebrity? Don't think Brittany Gastineau's mom is a celebrity either - her dad was a football player.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Newton-John and Chloe Lattanzi?
I would say Courtney Love if not for the restraining order, or Lisa Bonet if Zoe was on a reality show.
Wow. Isn't this sweet? A mother and daughter close enough to have this sort of business partnership. I could never work with my mom.:-)
ReplyDeleteReread my post. FTW sounds bad in a serious post like this. I was just congratulating It's just me! on her guess.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't suprise me in the least if it was Dina Lohan. Ali isn't ever going to be famous for anything since she has zero talent. She already looks like a used up 40 year old hooker. Dina has to make money off her some way since Lindsey isn't bringing in the big bucks any more. So it looks like Ali is the new bread winner.
ReplyDeleteWere any of these people at the godawful MTV movie awards? This is just sickening.
ReplyDeleteI forgot that coke mom was a tv actress looking to make it in movies. Thanks for the reminder!
ReplyDeletePRETTY WILD! The Mom was in Playboy, and the girls are involved in those celebrity thefts. Complete trash and totally plausible when you think about it!
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I think 'It's just me' could be right! Well done! And the mom from "Pretty Wild" is a good runner up.
ReplyDeleteI also agree with the Gastineau guesses-though I'd more likely pay five grand to keep both of them away from me!
ReplyDeletedoes the female half of the speidi have a celeb mom?
ReplyDeletethis is just the sort of assinine thing (GAWD, what ARE their names?) that stuck up snot of a "husband" would lead the wife into. didn't her mom love him? or did she hate him?
does anybody even know who i'm talking about?
and white oprah COULD be pimping out lilo, she's going to need LOTS of money to 1) get her out of her current mess and 2) get her back to supporting the rest of the family. and she IS looking slightly better.
Hulk Hogan's ex-wife and daughter.
ReplyDeleteIsn'r Dinah Lohan referred to as ORANGE Oprah?
ReplyDeletethe hogans were my first guess too .. then the coles ..
ReplyDeleteI have seen this blind before. I can't remember which site but this sounds like a repeat.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, Candy and Tori Spelling came to mind. Wasn't Tori in a reality show recently which flopped?
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I'm thinking Keyshia Cole's Crack Head mom. Whoever it is, what a jewel.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but my immediate thought was Joan and Melissa Rivers
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Gastineau as well. She was younger than me, but I ran in the same circles as her at one point. Her mom is totally insane.
ReplyDeleteShes that "cool mom" to an extreme.
But Brittny (not even spelled wrong) isn't even D List. hmmm
Jules Kirby, obviously. :P
ReplyDelete@Jillian Okay, that made me bust out laughing! Still don't know who the fuck she is though.
ReplyDeleteWhat Stacy said!
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