Ted C Blind Item
It's absolutely no secret Dougy Dry-Hump loves the ladies. Although just how much of a womanizer he is may come as a shock...to his wife.
See, Doug is no stranger to scandal, per se, but he has a way of making it disappear. A few photo shockers here and there, cheating allegations, the usual messes straight celebs find themselves in.
But thanks to Doug's red-hot career, few outlets choose to run with the dirty info, 'cause in the end, an interview with Dry-Hump is a bigger get than a "supposed" story with a five-minute skanklet. Everything's a tradeoff in this town, right?
Sure, if Doug had a wife the star caliber of Sandra Bullock, all of his indiscretions would totally be out by now. But fortunately for Dougy's wife-unit, she isn't famous, so the story doesn't have as much oomph to it.
Which is why DD-H, who's classically handsome and pretty nicely built, doesn't give an ef anymore when he steps out on his significant other.
Sure, strip clubs are his first stop on a night when he's in the mood to get it on. Doug's been known to frequent the nakey joints all across the country, stuffing babes with more than just dollar bills, if you catch our drift. Totally into the "weird," dirty stuff.
Which is why we were surprised to hear of his presence at a Hollywood afterparty in the Hills very recently.
There Doug was, pouring booze for the barely legal girls at the mansion, chatting up any babe who would give his ego a good stroke. The kicker to the story is the host of the party is a huge H'wood sleaze bag, who actually has been a Blind Vice himself. The thought of these two crossing paths, or girls, shows just how small this evil enclave really is.
Anyways, Dry-Hump didn't partake in the drug stuff going on around him—no, he was much more into the bevy of babes and stiff drinks. So clearly the party didn't stop there...He took some girls back to his hotel room in wee hours of the morning (we're talking when the sun was rising) where we can only assume Dougy and little Dougy did what they do best.
And it Ain't: Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Jon Hamm
I don't know why I am thinking of Mark Walhberg
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon came to mind. Still thinking about who else has a not-famous wife...
ReplyDeleteAlso, I call BS on how the hell anyone can stay awake until dawn after drinking "stiff" alcohol all night without doing any drugs, not to mention having a "little Dougie" be able to still perform...?
Even in my 20's I couldn't stay awake until dawn if I was drinking all night.
Not sure who Dougy Dry-Hump
ReplyDeleteis, but the mansion and the host of the party is a huge H'wood sleaze bag, who actually has been a Blind Vice himself. sure sounds like that degenerate Hef, doesn't it?
Hmm... Patrick Dempsey?
ReplyDelete@ selenakyle - possibly Dougy didn't care who knew he was fucking around (hey, it's not a crime) but was more discreet about his drug use.
ReplyDelete@ Idiot Watcher - oooooh, I love the Patrick Dempsey guess, but is an interview with him such a coup?
ReplyDeleteDavid Boreanaz
ReplyDeletetotally Matthew Fox. Which kills me, because I totally adore the guy. :(
ReplyDeletePatrick would fit the "not's" pretty well...RDJ and him were popular in the 80s, now back again. Is lead on a popular network show like Charlie, but it is an ensemble like Hamm...right? Or am I reading too much into that?
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Patrick.
ReplyDeleteRob Lowe was my first thought, but Mark Wahlberg is a good guess too.
ReplyDeleteand for the "huge H'wood sleaze bag, who actually has been a Blind Vice himself." - sounds like Joe Francis to me.
Matthew Fox would be my first guess, too. Hence the comment about the strip clubs and such.
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ReplyDeleteDempsey is a good guess, since he is said to be a huge jerk. Remember the Blind about the guy picking up a friend's $100 bill after seeing the friend drop it, and him not returning it?
ReplyDeleteI gotcha, Mango. That part didn't compute with me.
So I guess the coke pretty much flows at the Playboy Mansion, huh?
i thought of matt damon immediately at first as well. i hope it's not him, but didn't he marry a cocktail waitress?
ReplyDeleteTed is so full of ****.
ReplyDeleteTell tale sign #1 this is a lie:
"But thanks to Doug's red-hot career, few outlets choose to run with the dirty info"
Please! This is EXACTLY the dirt everyone would sell their own mother to be able to publish.
This immediately made me think of Patrick Dempsey. The fact that all of the "nots" have a TV connection make me really think it's him.
ReplyDeleteDempsey is a good guess, but I feel like his wife has a little recognition for her work...she's not completely "non-famous".
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of Rob Lowe too. Doesn't it seem like Damon's wife has a little bit of recognition too? Maybe it's just me, but she's also not completely off the radar, even though she doesn't seem to have a career of her own of any sort.
I refuse to entertain the Matthew Fox guesses. I adore him and don't want it to be true. Argh.
I feel like this is someone that is super mega-hot right now, and media-friendly, or gives the appearance of it because of the fact that these outlets would rather trade the goss for a legit interview. So..Matthew Fox is on the radar because of the end of Lost, but he's never been really all over the mags and stuff with interviews. All the cast of Lost was always so isolated being in Hawaii anyway.
I feel like Rob Lowe wouldn't really generate enough interest from a cover story either..is anyone really that into him anymore? Matt Damon, though, has a universal appeal that would make an interview with him worth the tradeoff.
Who else? Hugh Jackman has a non-famous wife. But the "loves the ladies" part doesn't mesh with all the previous gossip about him.
Hmmmm. Who sells magazines? Who would be a "big" tv interview to get??
@jessica - re Please! This is EXACTLY the dirt everyone would sell their own mother to be able to publish. That sounds plausible! You know, the only hot actor that I can think of that reporters might not want to offend is Clooney and as we all know, he ain't married!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I've put off my workout long enough. Jeez, I'll do anything to avoid the elliptical! :((
So this isn't Gene Simmons??
ReplyDeleteWho has a red-hot career, that the media would love to interview, that is married to a non celeb?
ReplyDeleteHas had some cheating allegations and a few photo shockers that go away.
Classically handsome?
Is DD-H or H-DD significant?
Sleaze bag = Joe Francis?
I dunno.
Chris O'Donnell
Sleaze bag is definitely Mr. Douchebag Francis...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to agree with redfishbluefish - Damon is the only person mentioned that a cover story would mean more then a cheating scandal story.. Hum...
Matt Damon was my first thought! I some words like "trade off" sounded from a spy movie "Bourne"...i don't know maybe I'm reading too much into it.
ReplyDeleteThey're guessing Ewan McG over at blindgossip, but I must admit that Damon was the first one to spring to my mind. He doesn't give a lot of interviews.
ReplyDeleteDempsey
ReplyDeletea 40-45 years old brown haired TV actor with cheating rumors and a no-famous wife?
ReplyDeletePatrick Dempsey or Matthew Fox seem great guesses
I like the Matt Damon guess. I still remember the interview he gave a few months ago where he said marriage is ridiculous. What married guy says that to the press, unless he is a jerk.
ReplyDeletedempsey and his "little Dougy?"
ReplyDeletelol, Marina... I forgot about that!!!
ReplyDeleteOf course its not Jon Hamm!!! Why would his name even be mentioned.
ReplyDeleteGoodgrief, I think he does have a streak of jerk running through him. Remember when he dumped Minnie Driver on Oprah?
ReplyDeleteSo, even though I said Dempsey before (and I still think it could be him) there's something about the douchebag taking sluts back to his hotel room. Made me think this might be someone not based in LA. Like, maybe someone who usually lives in Hawaii, like Fox? Or Miami, like Damon?
ReplyDeleteSo, in case anyone still cares about this blind, Ted notted Damon today. So you Damon fans can breathe deeply now! :)
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