I know all of you may find this hard to believe, but Radar Online is breathless with the news that a cast member from Jersey Shore did coke while the series filmed in Miami. I know, I know. Honestly I think the world would have been more shocked if no one from the cast had taken coke. Radar would not identify the person who took the coke and would only say the other cast members knew about it but wanted to keep it a secret.
"They will never admit it, never admit it happened. But it was an open secret among some."
Well, maybe they are preparing for the end of Jersey Shore and already lining up a spot on Celebrity Rehab. Have to keep those options open.
My vote is for the Situation. He just screeches douchey gino to me.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean one person? Frankly they all seem brain damaged and something had to cause it. I had thought it was toxic waste in the Meadowlands but drugs strike me as a plausible explanation as well.
ReplyDeleteRadar Online stories tend to be full of holes and lots of smoke. I'll chalk this one down to a slow news day and a guess that at least one of them did coke.
ReplyDeletePauly D. It was very obvious in one interview with the group that he was on coke, kept wiping under his nose, sniffling, ect.
ReplyDeleteUm, I don't want to let on any big secrets, but if you hang out at nightclubs a lot, you're going to run into people doing coke and meth and ecstasy and a bunch of crap that they think sounds good at the time. And lots of people keep doing those drugs when they get home, and do drugs whenever they have the time and the money. Of course these kids are doing drugs. I would be shocked if they weren't.
ReplyDeleteI agree - the only shocker would be if these idiots abstained from drugs. And in Miami, no less.
ReplyDeleteAll my Jersey-born friends who live down here are sooooo embarrassed by these douches.
100% what Barton said.
ReplyDeleteALL OF THEM. If they say different then they're LYING!!
Cheers!
You know what would be shocking? If one of the Jersey Shore cast graduated college. Or becomes a productive member of society. Or takes a shower. Now THAT would surprise the hell out of me.
ReplyDeleteBut this is a great way of turning kids off drugs! "Don't do coke, or you'll end up as the epitome of the word 'douchebag', with spiky hair and three popped collars!"
ReplyDeleteWhat Barton Fink and chopchop said.
ReplyDeleteHarriet - you're on a roll today! Good one!!
ReplyDeletewell color me surprised. not.
ReplyDeletewho gives a shit, i would be more shocked if they knew how to read.
The popularity is fading for this show and now they are getting all
ReplyDelete"News Shocker" on us. Really?
They all did. Who cares.? !
Sorry to be so MEH/Downer about this.
They are paid to party! In Miami!
BUT I kinda like those crazy kids. I watched the first JS season.
Guilty pleasure. *hangs head in shame*
And here I thoguht the skanky behaviour and brain dead personalities were just enough to stop reading about them.
ReplyDeletei get it that miami is a whole hell of a lot more beautiful, esthetically and otherwise, so i understand why they'd shoot the season there...but wth keep calling it 'jersey shore'? this i fail to understand. poor miamians.
ReplyDelete@chopchop, LOL and so true
ReplyDeleteAll my Jersey-born friends who live down here are sooooo embarrassed by these douches.
ReplyDeleteI feel your friends' pain. I'm Italian, and I cringe every time I see these morons. They make the goddamned Cosa Nostra look good.