Jennifer Garner would like all of you to know that she is not pregnant. She just loves wearing baggy clothes.
The first photos from the new Conan The Barbarian movie starring Jason Momoa.
Jay Z on the way into Letterman last night. He is being sued for failure to pay for some of his private jet rental time. Oh, and the catering. Oh, and a deluxe trip to England. Oh, and taxes.
I'm pretty convinced Kate Gosselin just goes and gets crap like this so she can see herself in the tabs every week.
Lucy Liu and her new glasses.
But she is sober. Hopped up on pills, but sober.
Speaking of sober, Ludacris is selling his own line of cognac in what is probably the biggest cognac bottle ever. This is not a demo. He is selling them this big.
Mickey Rourke makes Oliver Stone laugh. Probably told him that he gets hit on all the time.
Michael Urie participates in the fastest growing celebrity charity event. The reading of celebrity autobiographies by other celebrities.
Nick Jonas after his first performance in London.
This seems kind of hard on the horse.
Penn Badgley and Jessica Szohr. I'm guessing the company didn't have to twist Jessica's arm too hard to get her to taste some.
The first photos from the new Conan The Barbarian movie starring Jason Momoa.
Jay Z on the way into Letterman last night. He is being sued for failure to pay for some of his private jet rental time. Oh, and the catering. Oh, and a deluxe trip to England. Oh, and taxes.
I'm pretty convinced Kate Gosselin just goes and gets crap like this so she can see herself in the tabs every week.
Lucy Liu and her new glasses.
But she is sober. Hopped up on pills, but sober.
Speaking of sober, Ludacris is selling his own line of cognac in what is probably the biggest cognac bottle ever. This is not a demo. He is selling them this big.
Mickey Rourke makes Oliver Stone laugh. Probably told him that he gets hit on all the time.
Michael Urie participates in the fastest growing celebrity charity event. The reading of celebrity autobiographies by other celebrities.
Nick Jonas after his first performance in London.
This seems kind of hard on the horse.
Penn Badgley and Jessica Szohr. I'm guessing the company didn't have to twist Jessica's arm too hard to get her to taste some.
Seraphina has gotten so big!
ReplyDeletePenn Badgley and Jessica Szohr are probably thrilled on not having to hang out with their faux-partners and have a real time.
ReplyDeleteAs for Jennifer Garner I doubt Ben has touched her since they created Seraphina who is so cute.
i like you, j-garner, i really do...and you're so pretty...pleeeeeease let me give you a girl makeover. PLEEEEEEEEEASE.
ReplyDeleteomg i thought kate g. was leeann rimes for a second there.
I love it when celebrities don't pay their taxes. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMs. Liu, please, you looked beautiful the other day, now why do you want to go wear those stupid glasses and mess it up? And that dress/shoe combo makes your legs look not as cute as usual. Take note.
Mickey looks like he is in a permanent wind tunnel.
I don't know who Jessica Szchor is, but I had those shoes in fourth grade.
Malibu is foul!
ReplyDeleteJen G is pregnant I think. When you enlarge the photo, you can see she's smuggling half a melon. Her jean waistband is sitting under a very distinct round mass.
ReplyDeleteCould be a save-the-marriage baby. Maybe Jen is trying to give him a son or something. Ben strikes me as the kind of guy this would matter to.
At least Kate doesn't have an assistant running around getting her stuff. I guess.
ReplyDeleteOMG look at Jen Garner's chin/jaw line. That woman is starving, I swear.
Jennifer Garner looks weird, a harsh face(not eating) and a bump...no pregnancy? sure?
ReplyDelete-Jay-z is rich as hell..pay up dude.
-Lucy Liu looks great
-I haven't seen a pic of Oliver Stone in a long time
Kate is carrying a great box of coffee pods.
ReplyDeleteNothing annoys me more than hearing that the richest of rich are not paying their taxes.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't even look like Kate?? She looks half Leanne Rimes there.
That is a big ass bottle of cognac.
I hope Michael Urie gets a new show soon. I loved him on Ugly Betty.
Nick gets on my nerves but I heard some supposed audio from his opening night and it sounded pretty great. Nothing like his poprock voice, which is admittedly irritating ass f*ck. (And I'm a fan, relatively.) It's weird...he should stay in theatre! Time for the JoBros to keep trying solo work, the band thing isn't working anymore for so many reasons.
ReplyDeleteGreat. Jennifer Garner is pregnant, but her chiseled Jaw is from Anorexia. She knows better.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Lindsay going to do when that prescription for the dental work runs out?
ReplyDeleteJen Garner is pregnant or sick. Or both. Sad. I really like her.
ReplyDeleteHow desperate is Hollywood that they are doing a remake of Conan The Barbarian?
Jay Z, pay your fucking taxes like the rest of us schmucks do!
ok, I am officially ALL ABOUT the new Conan movie. :)
ReplyDeleteLove Ludacris! I'll go right out and get a bottle of cognac since he's recommending it. And I guess he balances out Jay-Z. Beyonce should be ashamed!
ReplyDeleteGarner looks terrible. She has a case of the lohans in that photo. The kid is cute though.
ReplyDeleteokay, cognac is made from raisins. for some reason i just see ludacris and his ho's sittin' around chewin' and spittin'.
ReplyDeleteugh.
and i know nothing about the guy. and i like cognac.
i am officially the cranky old white lady yelling "GET OFF MY LAWN"!
actually, i passed that line years ago. but still, ugh.