All the Jessica's make an appearance today. Well, not all of them. I mean not Jessica Tandy or Jessica Lange, or even Jessica Seinfeld, but a lot of them. Here is Jessica Alba with Honor.
Jessica Biel in Mexico City promoting A Team. She is featured in Glamour this month and gave what will probably go down in history as the most banal, boring interview of all time. Kind of like her acting career.
Here she is with some of her co-stars, including one very big pit stain and two minor ones.
James Franco is set to co-star alongside his real mother playing his mother on General Hospital. No word on whether they will also share a bong.
The ex-Miley Cyrus, Justin Gaston. He is a singer now and not a model.
Congrats to Jane Lynch who got married over the weekend.
The last of the Jessicas. This time it is Jessica Simpson headed off to a work out.
Speaking of working out, Kevin Federline might want to start working out again.
Meanwhile his ex was all kinds of strange at Santa Monica Pier yesterday. Also, she just watched the nanny take her kids on all the rides.
Kate Nash - Paris
Alex Reid will pretty much dress up in anything to make Katie Price happy.
Did you recognize Lance Bass?
Lee DeWyze autographing a grocery bag.
Miley Cyrus checking into George V in Paris. What a waste.
Jessica Biel in Mexico City promoting A Team. She is featured in Glamour this month and gave what will probably go down in history as the most banal, boring interview of all time. Kind of like her acting career.
Here she is with some of her co-stars, including one very big pit stain and two minor ones.
James Franco is set to co-star alongside his real mother playing his mother on General Hospital. No word on whether they will also share a bong.
The ex-Miley Cyrus, Justin Gaston. He is a singer now and not a model.
Congrats to Jane Lynch who got married over the weekend.
The last of the Jessicas. This time it is Jessica Simpson headed off to a work out.
Speaking of working out, Kevin Federline might want to start working out again.
Meanwhile his ex was all kinds of strange at Santa Monica Pier yesterday. Also, she just watched the nanny take her kids on all the rides.
Kate Nash - Paris
Alex Reid will pretty much dress up in anything to make Katie Price happy.
Did you recognize Lance Bass?
Lee DeWyze autographing a grocery bag.
Miley Cyrus checking into George V in Paris. What a waste.
Rampage is stil sweating from his loss to Evans. If he keeps fighting like that he'd better hope this acting thing works out.
ReplyDeleteJust read an article today with quotes from Rampage about how he doesn't like being called gay and what he thinks of the gay community of Vancouver. Sounds like a big ol' homophobe to me.
ReplyDeleteI seriously cannot STAND Katie Price. I hate her with a passion I cannot even understand.
Gaston is gross. Ugh. Like, what's with that hair, even?
I get the feeling that Britney is always just a slight nudge away from another full-on reality break.
I wonder if Brit's kids think the nanny is their Mom? That is sad.
ReplyDeleteI really like James Franco ♥ but he's hitting the bong more often, it shows.
ReplyDelete-KFed is gaining all that weight back.
-Lance Bass?
Okay, I have a confession. I started watching GH when Franco was on last fall... and I haven't stopped. I'm excited that he's going back to Port Charles. Maybe there will be enough closure that I can break the bad daytime habit.
ReplyDeletekfed is prob hitting the bong too.
ReplyDeletei saw valentine's day and fuck it...i thought it was a decent movie. so i bought my ticket to SATC2 for sat night,in yo face, movie dicks.
britney is due for a breakdown anyday now.
OMG, Miley, enough with the Daisy Dukes already!
ReplyDeleteMiley's face makes me want to punch it. Hard.
ReplyDeleteKFed looks like my cholo cousin.
I would literally have to be dead and buried before someone put that putrid Katie Price-designed blanket/sheet on my horse. In fact, my corpse would probably reanimate just to eat the brains of whomever was responsible for shaming my equine amigo like that.
ReplyDeleteLittle Smoke and Mirrors - you're talking to a GH lifer right here. I have no shame. Of course, I go through months on hiatus because I can't take the stupidity at times, but I lurves me some Franco. Can't believe his mom is gonna appear. That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteSo, does this mean Brit is using again?
Miley in Paris???!!? In George V????!! Bitch, please.
Er, that should probably be "WHOever" not "WHOMever." Or not.
ReplyDeleteDid Miley take Gaston's hotness away in their breakup? Not that she's hot.. but he just isn't, and I thought he used to be.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't seem likely that Jessica Tandy will be making an appearance any time soon. Unless the Zombie Wars are closer than I thought.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks ridiculous wearing those shoes with that outfit.
ReplyDeleteRocketQueen: I read that same article about Rampage & he was defending himself (albeit a little too dramatically, but that's Rampage) against a crew member who called him gay to instigate a fight.
ReplyDeleteHe did have this funny little ditty to say about acting:
“Acting is kind of gay,” Jackson said. “It makes you soft. You got all these people combing your hair and putting a coat over your shoulders when you’re cold. I don’t want a coat over my shoulders! I’m a tough-ass [individual]!"
The guy is the UFC drama queen (one of the many), but he is really funny & on the mark sometimes.
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ReplyDeleteSorry! I nodded off just looking at Jessica Biel..
Yeah, I can't say I agree. This quote said it all for me:
ReplyDelete“Vancouver strikes me as a San Francisco-kind of place,” he continued. “And I don’t want [individuals] getting ideas about me. I feel in my heart I’m the toughest [individual] on the planet. And I don’t want nothing changing my train of thought. If you don’t believe that when we step inside the octagon, it shows.”
In other areas - Superficial is reporting Miley got dumped!
Is Lee on the set of a Mexican porn shoot? Cause that's what it kinda looks like. Not that I've ever seen Mexican porn, but that photo looks like a jumping off point.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of porn, Miley at the George V - that is a waste of one of the finest hotels in the world, and I'm sure she had a gigantic suite. She'd have felt much more at home at a Ramada or Hotel 6.
Today I came across photos of Skankarella (Miley) in concert wearing a Cheap Trick shirt, and I thought FINALLY even she acknowledges what she is.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of a perfectly good room for the hillbilly at the George V. Probably calls it the George Vee.
Nisa, totally agree, other horse's would probably be frightened by the bright colours!
ReplyDeleteI have to laugh every time she talks about her passion for horse's, and how she wants to compete in the olympics doing dressage, if she was really serious she would get rid of those fake boobs, can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be doing sitting trot with those things!
The record company is not doing the required maintenance on the Britney_Bot version 3.0 :-(
ReplyDeleteWhat is Britney's actual diagnosis? anyone know?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of GD shoes (thanks Michael K) are those, Miley?
Fuck, when I first glanced at Slutty Cyrus... I swear I thought it was Lilo... C'mon Billy Ray you gotta rein it in!
ReplyDeleteNicola: I totally agree! I can't imagine WALKING around with those ginormous boobs,let alone RIDING. They'd be flopping around like a couple of boulders -- she must have had someone construct a special sports bra made out of steel, or maybe Kevlar.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I don't think Alba's kid is cute, but I hate children.
ReplyDeleteJeez, James Franco always looks stoned. Must be nice...
Oh Miley, must you reinforce the tacky American tourist stereotype?
Congrats to Jane Lynch!
ReplyDelete@Jax - LOL - I didn't think Valentines Day was bad either. Nor did I think that about SATC2.
@Lana's Blog - I thought the SAME thing. Whaaa happen???
biggirl1988, the speculation was that she has bipolar disorder, but as far as I know no one knows for sure.
ReplyDeleteI just with Miley would learn how to stand up straight and not slouch all the time. That would be a good start!
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