Pregnancy Parade

This could be a very slow gossip day. I always feel like that when tabloids choose to run all their baby stories. It is like they save them up and throw them all out at once. Yesterday was Celine Dion and her twins. She says pregnancy is exhausting. Umm, yeah. I think I may heave heard that before. I am glad she waited until she was 14 weeks this time before announcing her pregnancy. I mean the last time she announced it after like a week. So, then she had to tell the world she miscarried. How much sperm did her husband freeze anyway? These are the kinds of questions that leave me awake at night. That and how come I can't have a Krispy Kreme franchise in my basement.

Radar says that Khloe Kardashian is two months pregnant. They say she is pregnant because she loved her nephew so much she just wanted to have one of her own. Well, yes, because it guarantees her another season of her idiotic show. She would probably have one every year if that guaranteed her show would be renewed. As a bonus, Lamar Odom might actually spend time with his kids if they are right in his house.

Feeling the stork love, Radar also decided to go ahead and confirm that Mariah Carey is pregnant. They don't say how far along she is or have any statement from her rep except they don't talk about Mariah's personal life. Well, then what are they good for really? We don't care about anything else.

Meanwhile, Katherine Heigl told Gala Magazine in Germany that she would love to have a second baby. She does seem to be a pretty good mom. Doesn't pick great movies, but seems to be a pretty good mom.