Lindsay Lohan is channeling OJ Simpson today. She says she has no idea why her SCRAM bracelet went off and showed that she had been drinking because she was not drinking at all and has been perfect.
So, like any delusional celebrity who feels they have been wronged she wants to find out what happened. Lindsay Lohan detective. "I'm well, working to get proof that I did not tamper with the bracelet or drink. These accusations are completely false."
Uh huh. Even your own lawyer said the report said Lindsay drank. Lindsay's lawyer is an excellent lawyer and if she thought the report was wrong she would have said so. Lindsay should just acknowledge she slipped and move on. Later today she will probably blame her dad for doing it or sending some friends to tamper with it. This was after they got back from France and stealing her passport.
When she says these things in the face of all the evidence displayed in front of her it makes her seem even worse. I mean this is the same person who thought I Know Who Killed Me was one of the best movies of her career.
Better question... why did the judge let her off again? Instead of letting her post bail, let her sit in jail. Where is Beverly Campbell?
ReplyDeleteMs. Judge now looks way weak and lame all of a sudden.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to stay tough and not let this become a mockery.
Agreed, @Little Miss Smoke & Mirrors
ReplyDeleteI thought this judge was supposed to be a hard ass?
I tried a bark collar once on my obsessive barker dog. I removed it when it started going off, even when he wasn't barking. Lindsay Lohan needs a bark collar to silence her ever time she opens her mouth to say something STUPID.
This girl needs some help. Her life and career are in the gutter and she seems to think everything is just dandy. She doesn't seem to acknowledge she has a problem and she makes one lame excuse after another. She is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteHow many lame excuses is Blowhan gonna pull out of her ass this time?
ReplyDeleteHow many more chances [to prove what a fuck up she is] is this ho gonna get?
If she was a "regular" person or had more melanin in her skin she'd have been locked up ages ago. Anyone else who violates their probation gets the due punishment, yet she's allowed to continually throw cash at the court instead of taking responsibility for her own fuckups.
And as much as I love watching a good trainwreck, Lohan is seriously just redundant and I am starting to wish the media would have a blackout on her, a la Paris a few years back. (And while I loathe Paris, at least she did serve her sentence, unlike this useless 'see-you-next-Tuesday'.)
Why isn't she in jail?
ReplyDeleteI really do not understand why this lying crazy b*tch is not in jail ! For goodness sake, judge - get a backbone already, you're making a mockery of the justice system !
ReplyDeleteShe is boring and predictable as is her entire family. Why should the state of California have to pay to detox her ass when she's just gonna get drunk again the first chance she gets? She's not even worth the expense of SCRAM monitoring. The only one benefiting from any of this is Lindsay, and the justice system has better things to do than generate publicity for idiots like her.
ReplyDeleteHoly hell, "I Know Who Killed Me" was probably one of the worst movies I've EVER seen, and that's saying something.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, she's Lindsay Lohan, and she never admits to her lies. So even know we all know she's lying, she won't back it up and admit she didn't drink. This is becoming sad smut.
SO TIRED OF THIS ARROGANT LITTLE BIMBO...LOCK HER UP....AND FORGET HER.
ReplyDeleteHer lawyer made a statement that TMZ readers hate Lindsay too much. She should visit CDAN. hahaha
ReplyDeleteThe girl just needs rehab. She is in serious denial and has just been flanked by people out to make a dime off her whenever possible. Its actually really sad. She makes up these insane excuses like people are really going to this crap, but is accompanied by so many people that tell her its okay and defend her that her view of reality is warped. Its a shame. I hope to see gets it together some day. She really was a talented actress at one time.
ReplyDeleteSyd, I don't know any readers anywhere who like Lindsay. Not a lot of fans out there.
ReplyDeleteOK, I'll admit to following her on Twitter. This morning she was blaming the SCRAM going off on the paps, and claiming she is "more than in compliance" with the rules the judge laid down. Uh huh.
* going to buy this crap
ReplyDeleteshe needs more than rehab,she needs longterm cognitive therapy coupled with a new family.
ReplyDeleteand better excuses! jesus,how hard is it to say someone spilled a drink on your leg at the MTV awards?
Okay here's my top ten LiLo excuses. I did this yesterday with my sister. I think any of these would work better than "There's something wrong with the SCRAM".
ReplyDelete1. MTV pumps Alcohol into the air like Vegas does with Oxygen.
2. I'm still detoxing, that was residual alcohol that just excreted
(kind of plausible actually).
3. I was drinking while researching a role, I'm playing the girl version of the guy that isn't Tom Cruise in Cocktails 2. If it's for work it doesn't count right?
4. My dad must have snuck behind me at the awards and injected
alcohol into my veins. It's a setup!
5. July 6th? I thought you meant June 6th. I was supposed to not drink for over a month? WTF? My bad. You thought I could not drink
for over a month? So this is kind of your fault then, right?
6. Dr. Drew must have snuck behind me at the awards and injected
alcohol into my veins. It's a setup!
7. I didn't know that drinking hairspray counted! No fair!
8. I was bedazzling my SCRAM. The fumes must have tripped it when
I used the spray glue. (Which I was NOT huffing. I don't know where you got that idea. What? You didn't get that idea? Never mind.)
9. So, trying to take the SCRAM off and make my sister Ali wear it
was a bad idea?
10. Hilary Duff must have snuck behind me at the awards and injected
alcohol into my veins. It's a setup!!!!!!!
Hahaha, Tessa, love it!
ReplyDeleteTessa, those are fabulous excuses, but we all know what really happened. someone soaked a tampon in vodka and she ACCIDENTLEY used it, not know it was soaked in vodka...happens to me all the time
ReplyDeleteI can't believe she has just said "Someone spilled a drink on me." I mean, she throws enough drinks at people to know that it can happen. Plus, it really does happen. I had someone knock a full gin and tonic over at table next to me this weekend and it really did go all over my lower leg, ankles and feet. Would that set off a SCRAM? Of course I totally think that she was drinking. I just can't figure out why she or her lawyer hasn't used the "spill" excuse.
ReplyDeleteMeant to say I can't believe that she HASN'T said "someone spilled a drink on me". Damn, I'm careless today.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick of her and her lies. And good going, Judge. *rolling eyes*
ReplyDeleteThese aren't my pants. I'm more than in compliance. My passport was stolen.....
ReplyDeleteThe "spill" story wouldn't work because alcohol doesn't get absorbed into your bloodstream via skin contact. But I would love to see her try and use that excuse just too look like an even bigger idiot than she is :)
ReplyDeleteIf she had any brains at all, she would just claim that she accidentally swallowed some Listerine while gargling. Shit, watch her really use that lame excuse next.
hey, champagne doesn't really count as alcohol, right? RIGHT??!
ReplyDeleteAwesome. She is now tweeting that this is all a conspiracy to distract people from the oil spill.
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