Everytime I want to try and like Jennifer Love Hewitt or willing to give her a break she finds some magazine to recycle her mantra about loving yourself even though she doesn't believe what she preaches.
As a very large man, I believe in loving yourself and loving others for who they are. Whether you are skinny or fat makes no difference to me, what does matter is that you embrace who you are and as long as you are happy then that is all that matters. I want you to be healthy, but I figure that if you are happy then you are healthy. I think that if everyone loved themselves this world would be a much better place and tabloids and magazines and television and movies would stop trying to make us feel bad if we are not a perfect 10.
Anyway, Kneepads gave Jennifer some column inches and I think they are even going to name her one of their amazing body people. Is this like their most beautiful people or their sexiest man alive? How many of these categories do they have? I guess as many as they can think of because then they get publicists calling and ass kissing the folks at Kneepads who are used to doing all the ass kissing.
Anyway, Jennifer had this to say. "When I meet young girls, I'm always like, 'Just do me one favor,' Love what you look like right now – and remember I said it 10 years from now because it's the greatest gift I can give."
Actually the greatest gift she can give is to promise to not act anymore. When those pictures came out she went on and on about how she thought she looked fine. I agree. She did look fine. She then went ahead and dieted and exercised like crazy so she wouldn't have to deal with criticism anymore. So for her to continually bring this up as loving herself is a bunch of crap. She also shares with Kneepads her exercise tips and dieting secrets and everything else to get a perfect body. Oh, and what does she want her body to look like?
"I'd want to have Gisele Bundchen's body. Even though she's tall and skinny, she does have curves … and I think that's hot. Halle Berry also is kind of amazing."
Oh, but she wants you to be happy with who you are and what you have. And look at the photo above she took for the article. How about a real photo? How is this helping anyone? Such a hypocrite. Sorry this post is so long but she drives me crazy and she has been milking this same woe is me thing for 3 years and yet she does not believe it herself.
Still love her in that movie with Sigourney Weaver. Can't recall the name.
ReplyDeletePersonally I think it would be a toss up as to whether her greatest gift would be not to act anymore or not to date anymore.
ReplyDelete"Love what you look like right now"?? Doesn't get more shallow than that, does it?
ReplyDeleteI thought her greatest gifts were those Cartier bracelets she gives to everyone she dates. I would hate to play secret Santa with her.
ReplyDelete@Lisa I suppose it is a touch shallow, but I do wish I'd been a bit more happy about my body as a teen rather than agonizing over the 5 pounds I thought I needed to lose.
ReplyDeleteI think J Love is kinda cute. If she is a hypocrite, so is 75% of Hollywood (in fact most people with public personae.)
ReplyDeleteThat's photoshoporific.
ReplyDeleteHow obvious is that picture with her "I'm hiding my pear ass and big thighs" pose?? Holding a hat over one side and putting her hand on the other. Size 2...HA!
ReplyDeleteOh and Giselle does not have any curves.
Princess Shyness, I agree!! Gosh I had a great figure back in high school, and I stressed out SO much over just a touch of cellulite on the back of my thighs. Just the faintest hint! Now, 15 years later, I look at myself in the mirror and feel a bit sad and upset for my earlier self, who clearly had no idea what she had when she had it, lol!
ReplyDelete@Ms Cool -- I think that movie is called Heartbreakers. The one with Jason Lee, right?
ReplyDeleteLOL at Enty saying her greatest gift would be to promise to not act anymore.
@Tenisha -- Agreed. Gisele is like a surfboard with hair. No curves there.
*(Y*%$$&^%$)*(_!@#$^%(*. That is all.
ReplyDelete"Love what you look like right now – and remember I said it 10 years from now" that's really shallow, I mean there's nothing wrong with showing pride in the way you look but that's not the most important thing in life.
ReplyDeleteIn other words...Love what you look like right now, because you are going to age.
ReplyDeleteI love 'Heartbreakers' too! It's the one thing that keeps me from truly hating J.Love.
ReplyDeleteGisele's only curves are in her implants. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but to call her curvy when she's nothing more than tits on a stick is asinine.
ReplyDeletejennifer love is very good at embarrassing herself yet remaining delusional about it. i don't want her to go away. i want to see what other diarrhea will come pouring from her mouth.
ReplyDeletei don't know about her acting skills. i don't watch the types of programs she gets work in. but that was really hilarious when she tried to pass herself off as audrey hepburn!!!!!!!!
Just gag me with a spoon
ReplyDeletekathrynnova, I know, where else could you get gems like "I bedazzled my hoo-ha."
ReplyDeleteLol Enty - it's funny how worked up this chick gets you.
ReplyDeleteAll that being said, I have to echo what momo said. It's depressing. And with that being said, I guess I'll go to the gym tonight even though I really just want to stay home and drink wine.