I Love When D Listers Argue

There really is not much better in gossip life then when two D listers who are not going anywhere just let it all hang out in the tabloids. Someone who has an actual chance to succeed and get more than 15 minutes would normally never let accusations just fly, but Jake & Viuenna are going nowhere so we are treated to a he said she said tabloid fight.

Jake Pavelka has apparently decided to go with US Weekly. Through Jake and his friends US paints Vienna Girardi as a publicity seeking, cheater who was jealous of Jake and didn't support his career. Umm, wtf exactly is his career? Does he even fly anymore? Would you get on a plane with him flying? At this point, I wouldn't.

Meanwhile, Vienna has taken up with Star. Probably not her best choice, but, and this is a big but, they probably paid her twice as much as anyone else would and she is going to be needing that Star Magazine money to supplement her retail career.

Vienna says that she was dumped by Jake and has been in tears everyday since it happened except for the interview she gave before she even moved out of Jake's apartment. Lets see. Oh yeah. She basically says that Jake has intimacy issues. I think she was also implying he can't get it up.

"We haven't been intimate in months now," Vienna reveals. "More than four months. At first his excuse was that he was fasting. The second excuse was that he didn’t feel like it. And the third excuse was that he said that he felt that I wouldn’t understand that he wants to wait until marriage, even though I told him I’d support him. Then the last excuse was that we fight so much that I push him away. I was like, really — which excuse is it? I literally have been living six months with this guy who won’t be intimate with me!"

That was pretty much all she had to play with. Now, hopefully they will go to their separate corners and they won't come back out unless someone has pictures.