I Love When D Listers Argue
There really is not much better in gossip life then when two D listers who are not going anywhere just let it all hang out in the tabloids. Someone who has an actual chance to succeed and get more than 15 minutes would normally never let accusations just fly, but Jake & Viuenna are going nowhere so we are treated to a he said she said tabloid fight.
Jake Pavelka has apparently decided to go with US Weekly. Through Jake and his friends US paints Vienna Girardi as a publicity seeking, cheater who was jealous of Jake and didn't support his career. Umm, wtf exactly is his career? Does he even fly anymore? Would you get on a plane with him flying? At this point, I wouldn't.
Meanwhile, Vienna has taken up with Star. Probably not her best choice, but, and this is a big but, they probably paid her twice as much as anyone else would and she is going to be needing that Star Magazine money to supplement her retail career.
Vienna says that she was dumped by Jake and has been in tears everyday since it happened except for the interview she gave before she even moved out of Jake's apartment. Lets see. Oh yeah. She basically says that Jake has intimacy issues. I think she was also implying he can't get it up.
"We haven't been intimate in months now," Vienna reveals. "More than four months. At first his excuse was that he was fasting. The second excuse was that he didn’t feel like it. And the third excuse was that he said that he felt that I wouldn’t understand that he wants to wait until marriage, even though I told him I’d support him. Then the last excuse was that we fight so much that I push him away. I was like, really — which excuse is it? I literally have been living six months with this guy who won’t be intimate with me!"
That was pretty much all she had to play with. Now, hopefully they will go to their separate corners and they won't come back out unless someone has pictures.
14:45, 14:46, 14:47... tick tock
ReplyDeleteI'll bet their entire relationship was a sham and they both agreed to lie to the various tabloids about fake juicy gossip in order to make some quick cash. Who watches the Bachelor anymore? It's like the Hills; it's been known for some time now the whole thing is fake fake fake.
ReplyDeletewow.......that was quick!guess they had to make a quick buck before they disappear into oblivion.
ReplyDeletelol..next up....Vienna on DWTS!
never mind them... Sandra talking to Jesse again???????
ReplyDeleteSeriously, are they even D?
ReplyDeleteI thought Star and Vienna were trying to imply that he is gay... but perhaps I read it wrong.
ReplyDeleteOnce again...do they think they'll find love in a reality show?
ReplyDeleteOh, how I LMAO at the fasting excuse. I don't believe the wanting to wait for marriage part either. Some other blogs I read on this yahoo said Jakey boy wasn't as innocent as he portrays himself on TV.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'd say these are F listers, if that right??
Rickatoo said...
ReplyDeletenever mind them... Sandra talking to Jesse again???????
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I think they are going to reconcile. Hence Jesse moving to Austin. I think Sandra still loves his kids and wants to be a part of their lives. I just hope Jesse will keep it in his pants and in Sandra only this time around
I think I believe Vienna?
ReplyDeleteWhat chopchop said.
ReplyDeleteI read on E! this morning she supposedly dumped him over the phone, so this whole saying he dumped her thing is pretty contradictory. Whatever. Don't care about these people and giving them attention just extends 15 minutes they never should have had in the first place.
People, he is GAY!!!
ReplyDelete@Borg Queen - that would really disappoint me on so many levels.
ReplyDeletei won't dignify these 2 clowns by getting into a discussion. but i DO want to know what's up with jessie and sandra. how could she take him back? HOW, SANDY??????? say it ain't so!
ReplyDeleteI always thought he was gay.
ReplyDelete...hopefully they will go to their separate corners and they won't come back out unless someone has pictures.
ReplyDeletePictures of what? Them NOT having sex?