I Hate Dina Lohan
I know I have written about Dina Lohan for several years now, and my posts have generally called her lots of things, but I'm not sure I have actually come out and said I hate her. Well, today that changes. I hate her.
I think it is just the cumulative effect of all these years of her defending her obviously drugged out, boozed up daughter and enabling her so that Dina can make a living. It could be because she has tried to exploit Ali and even Cody to some extent just so mom can make a buck. If it were not for her kids she would not have been given any kind of deals she has been given to make money. None.
Yesterday, Dina showed just how lovable she is when she was at a Carvel ice cream store and got into an argument with a 16 year old kid who worked there. Apparently Dina and the family have a Carvel card which allows them free ice cream for the next 75 years. Dina took Ali's card by mistake and the kid wouldn't give her the cake. Good for the clerk. He then called the police thinking the card was stolen. Again, good for the clerk.
The police came and things were straightened out and then Dina said something that puts her right in the hate forever category, "It just shows how we get treated so much worse than regular people.”
Regular people? Who the f**k are you to think you are better than the rest of us? You miserable f**king lady. It is exactly this kind of quote that shows why your one daughter is beyond messed up and your other is probably on the way. It shows why you don't think anything is your fault or your daughter's fault, but the fault of the judge, the system, your ex-husband (well, ok you might have a point there) and anyone else but the person you see in the mirror. We are all the same. Just because your daughter, not you, was once a rising star does not make you, the mother, better than the rest of us. It actually makes you worse because you did not do anything but live off her. Oh, and why are you getting a free Carvel cake for your son's birthday? If it was Lindsay or Ali I bet you would spend a buck. You really are a waste of space on this earth.
I have to disagree, Enty. She's not a miserable f**king lady. She's a miserable f**king c*nt.
ReplyDeleteGood point, Gladys.
ReplyDeleteDina and Kathy Hilton need to be placed on a deserted island away from us "everyday, regular people" and left there to rot, or claw each others' eyeballs out, whichever comes first.
what the ever awesome fucking Gladys said.
ReplyDeleteThis really says it all. Lindsay will need rehab AND a lot of therapy to heal. This woman is a terrible person and obviously a horrible role model.
ReplyDeleteYes I couldn't understand why Enty called her a "lady?". I agree with both Gladys and LMS&M.
ReplyDeleteI'm just shaking my head at this woman. Right on, GladysK!
ReplyDeleteIT's clear the narcicissm runs in the family. It's a shame there are so many kids. I wonder if Michael Jr is as bad since he rarely has anything to do with the celebrity side of the family
ReplyDeleteThis woman doesn't have a clue about being regular people. They don't have a black carvel card for free ice cream. They pay for the cake.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, why the hell don't Dina Lohan and her daughters have to pay for ice cream. Because they spend too much of their money on drugs and booze and stupidity? Not good enough. If I ever went to Carvel, I think I'd be calling up management and asking why I wasn't given a VIP card since obviously the promotional value of this is tainted.
Hey Dina: C U Next Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteHey Dina: C U Next Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteAMEN.
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ReplyDeleteNow, how does one go about getting one of these "free ice cream cards" you speak of?
ReplyDeleteTom Carvel must be spinning in his grave.
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it, Harriet. Amen. I'm so glad my children were all ugly and untalented so I didn't have to become Dina Lohan. Just kidding--they're only untalented.
ReplyDeleteI feel so badly for the son. Imagine not getting your birthday cake because your mother has such delusions of entitlement that she couldn't pay for it.
ReplyDeleteYuck, just yuck. She is a waste of oxygen.
ReplyDeleteI first saw this posted on dlisted and when I saw the "It just shows how we get treated so much worse than regular people.” quote I thought it was michael k adding something outrageous to the real quote like he does sometimes. Then I realized with horror that no Dina really is that deluded. I can't even put my disgust into words. just ew ew ew. this b***h is so gross.
ReplyDeleteHere's a NOVEL idea, Dina. Since it wasn't YOUR card in the first place (not that any Lohan should be given anything like this to begin with), when the store is just following policy, instead of making the big scene you did, TAKE OUT YOUR EFFING WALLET AND PAY FOR YOUR SON'S BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH YOUR OWN MONEY.
ReplyDeleteJesus. Mary. & Joseph.
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ReplyDeleteOnce again GladysKravitz you nailed it!
ReplyDelete-Is she f**king kidding? poor Dina she's "poor" now because her daughter can't provide for the family.
@TONIc hahahahaha...
So do we, Enty...so do we...
ReplyDeleteShe's just a waste of space and steals the air from us "regular people."
Dumb cunt didn't have $20 for a frikken Carvel Ice Cream cake? Pathetic. Just pathetic.
"Now Dina is going to make Carvel pay.
ReplyDelete“Just wait until Lindsay and Ali hear about this," she said."
OMG. Like big bad Ali is going to come down there and jump all over this 16 year old's ass because of some ice cream cake. For crying out loud! Who was the adult here????
You know, I'm not one to ever desire to see other people suffer, but the day this woman gets her comeuppance will be a banner day in my book.
Besides being a FC, Space, etc.... She is also a tight wad piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteDear God...
ReplyDeleteThank you for all the neat stuff like air and water and grass. I particularly love the rainbows after it rains. I do, however, have a favor. Next time it rains, can you please consider shooting a bolt of lightning down on Dina Lohan? I can only imagine that it might be the only way Ali and Cody get some peace and have an actual future. Besides the fact that it just might save some of the ozon layer not having her spew hot air from her evil mouth all the time. I promise, if you do, I will start recycling more and donate to the homeless.
Thanks,
All us "regular" people
So carvel put out a statement and said that only 75 cards were given out last year and Lindsey was one of the 75 to receive one. So it wasn't Ali's card and their whole family does NOT all have cards.
ReplyDeleteDelusional dumbass Dina strikes again.
Hi everyone! Can we please stop calling Dina a c*nt? I find most c*nts to be beloved and very useful items which work very hard and never disappoint. Dina is just a waste of space. Let's call her what she is.
ReplyDeleteEnty,
ReplyDeleteHave I told you lately that I love you? No. Well I love you.
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LOL @ BigMama
ReplyDeleteAll I can add to your post is an AMEN!
as a regular person, i'm really offended.
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ReplyDeleteDear waste of precious air space,
ReplyDeletePay the $15 or $20 for the damn cake like us "regular people" and go the fuck home.
Ohhhh.. I love this quote from the Carvel company :)
ReplyDelete"Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay and Ali’s names only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without either present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again.
This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity’s name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly."
Forgot to post the link if anyone else would like to read it.
ReplyDeletehttp://carvelicecream.wordpress.com/2010/06/17/carvel-responds-to-dina-lohan-complaint/
good for carvel. i'm sure they're doing just fine and won't mind kicking dina out next time she shows up for free shit. GOD, i hate that woman.
ReplyDeleteI am happy to say that this Carvel is located in my hometown of East Meadow, NY and I couldn't be more proud! :)
ReplyDeleteI guess the Lohans are irregular people. She should have checked with me---I have a pile of Carvel coupons. I would have given her one since money is so tight for the Lohan family.
ReplyDeleteExtended family members abusing the card.....ahh white trash at it's finest.
ReplyDeleteTo me Dina Lohan is just plan pondscum. She can't possibly be like regular people because she is pondscum. Thats what you are when you do the crap this b*tch has done.
ReplyDeletePondscum.
I mean to say she is PLAIN pondscum. Not even pretty pondscum.
ReplyDeleteBravo to Carvel for taking a stand and not back-peddling or giving in to the sick culture of celebrity (or pseudocelebrity). I love them for basically saying, "FUCK YOU, DINA, you are plankton."
ReplyDeleteDIna Lohan is a big old Vinegar Douche!
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