Charlie Sheen Burglars Are Terrible Drivers

I have pretty much come to the conclusion there are two different type of driving schools in the world. Those who can afford to pay for driving school and then the Ronco version which involves stealing cars from Charlie Sheen and then letting you practice for your drivers test with his car.

For the second time this year someone stole a car from Charlie Sheen's driveway. Note to future thieves and driving school students, he leaves his keys in the ignition.Also for the second time this year, the car stolen from his driveway ended up at the bottom of a ditch very near his house. I thought the idea of stealing a car was to try and sell it to someone or at least enjoy it for a night or as long as you can before you get caught. What makes these people such bad drivers that they can't even make it a mile before dumping the cars? How is no one ever hurt? Is it Charlie driving these things? Brooke? Did they ever solve the last one? No finger prints anywhere? No video in the gated community? Uh huh.