Thursday, May 06, 2010

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This former long time A list singer is so whacked out on crack that except for when she is performing she sits around in a bathrobe or naked all day without her wig just smoking away. At this point she doesn't care who sees her or hears her. There have been complaints of screaming and things breaking at every hotel she has stayed in on this tour.

#2 - This former A list hip hop singer and rapper who had hit after hit five or six years ago has this gorgeous female Asian assistant. At least everyone thinks she is female. She is on top but not on the bottom and that is just the way our singer likes it.

70 comments:

  1. Adventurous Kate - I second the Whitney guess!

    #2 - Usher?

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  2. Although to quote my gay bff, Asian Top?!?! Isn't that an Oxymoron?!?!
    lol

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  3. #1, Whitney, no question. Such a shame.

    #2, Fiddy Cent. long rumored to be g-gay-gay-gay.

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  4. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Montana Marriott,

    Are you actually Myra Panache from the Panache Report? Do you provide the BIs here that are related to Black Hwood or Black Entertainment?

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  5. #1 totally Whitney H
    #2 I thought of Nelly as well. I think Sean Paul is more reggae and R&B.

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  6. #1 is Whitney. I've heard about her and her bathrobe before.

    #2 Could be any of them on the down low with the Asian Persuasion.

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  7. Few other possibilities for #2, based on timeline:

    Andre 3000.
    50 Cent (totally think he's gay).
    KANYE KANYE KANYE. Though he's had a lot of hits since then.

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  8. 1. Whitney

    2. Missy Elliott

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  9. 1. Whitney. Wow.
    2. Argh! I can't remember his name! Good looking guy - not Maxwell but....??

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  10. Tenley beat me to it. Eminem for #2. Totally Whitney for #1. Sad

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  11. Oh my. Enty didn't even TRY on that first one, LMAO!

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  12. How about Ja Rule for #2? A lot of the other people y'all mentioned are still on the radio (like Kanye, 50 Cent, etc).

    RocketQueen, is the person you're trying to think of D'Angelo?

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  13. @Annabel - no, not D'Angelo...but about the same time as those guys! Argh. It's making me mental.
    There have been lots of rumours that he's gay. Head hurts!
    Eminem, I think, is eternally A list.

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  14. 1. Whitney, obv. So sad.

    2. 50 Cent.

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  15. with #2, there's no gender hint.

    anyways, who sings and raps and had hits a while back?

    I am thinking of Eve.

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  16. and i'll pretend #1 is someone else, because after that Oprah interview, i refuse to believe she went back.

    i'll say Patti LaBelle to ease my pain. lol.

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  18. #1 Whitney
    #2 50 Cent

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  19. i honestly can't think of a male rapper who raps and sings other than Andre 3000. 50 is not a singer, and he's probably still an A in the music world. Kanye too. Andre did have a bunch of hits with OutKast with Hey Ya and The Way You Move.

    Andre if male and Eve if female for me.

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  20. 1. Poor Whitney
    2. Ja Rule

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  21. Rappers who sing or attempt to sing besides Andre could include: Eminem, Ja Rule (shudder. His voice is made of evil), Eve, Missy Elliott can sing, right?, Queen Latifah can definitely sing, but I don't think this her. And I feel like P. Diddy kind of sings sometimes, but he's a producer, too, so I don't think this is him.

    I think Eminem is still A-list, at least in name rec.

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  22. Oh shit, What about Lauryn Hill? Would she even have an assistant now? But definite rapper who sings.

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  23. hmm..Lauryn Hill is a good guess too. She used to be BIG before she sorta fizzled out.

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  24. I was thinking Ja Rule for #2....#1 too obvs to type.

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  25. Thanks chihuahuense, I thought the same thing, but wondered how to type out Whitney yelling BB's name. Obviously nothing is going to help Whitney. She's too much of a diva and too used to being told whatever she wants to hear to ever believe she's a washed up, crackho. She's been looking so horrible lately WITH the wig, can you imagine her naked with NO wig?

    She and Bobby need to do another remake of A Star Is Born. Of course, now it'd be a toss-up who should play the has been.

    #2 can't be Maxwell. Can't can't can't.

    Fiddy sounds 'bout right.

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  26. The only thing with LH is that her hits were 1998-1999, which doesn't fit the timeline.

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  27. Whitney fer sure for #1


    and Usher for #2.

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  28. Wow, so sad about WH.

    No idea for #2.

    www.canthardlydate.com

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  29. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Ja Rule is an excellent guess for #2.

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  30. Poor, poor Whitney :(

    I don't think #2 is Lauryn Hill. Isn't she still hooked up with Stephan Marley? They have about 800 kids together I thought. I'll jump on the bandwagon with the 50 Cent guess.

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  31. 1. whitney ( so hard for me to write i want to see her get her shit together finally)

    2. for some reason diddy seems appropiate.

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  32. Whitney and Ja Rule.

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  33. I say Dolly Parton for #1

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  34. Well number 1 has to be Whitney, sounds like somebody needs to call that Dude VanVondren from Intervention or Dr. Drew. Poor woman guess she surrendered after finding her voice was never coming back.
    No idea for #2

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  35. 1. Whitney
    2. Eminem

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  36. #1 is definitely Whitney Houston - so sad :(

    #2 50 makes sense but I would still consider him A-list since he is still making albums and is popular whether people like him or not.

    Usher, Maxwell, D'Angelo are all singers, they do not rap.

    What about Busta Rhymes for #2. I have heard PLENTY of stories about him.

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  37. it says singer AND rapper. meaning they do both. all the people being listed only do one or the other.

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  38. I can't believe I might finally know one! I remember reading somewhere that Lil Kim has had so much plastic surgery that she has started to look like her beautiful Asian assistant.

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  39. lala - you might be on to something. After all, Enty never says the rapper is male.

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  40. I dont think two is about a woman
    If I am reading it correctly the assistant is woman on top {has breasts} but a man on the bottom {has a penis}
    I dont know/never heard of females being into trannies

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  41. Goodgrief - good one. Like the visual.

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  42. The only one who I think sings and raps is Pharrell Williams (NERD), but isn't he also a Producer, Designer...

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  43. Nothing about Whitney's appearance on Oprah rang as true. It seemed like she was lying the whole time.

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  44. #2 is Nelly .. the apple bottoms clothing line that he has. I think the pics were posted a few days ago.. ALso broke up with Ashant.

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  45. Is #1 even a blind? Gotta be Whitney.. she is looking like a hot mess these days.

    And for #2 I will say Ne-Yo??

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  46. Like too few said, too many mentioned for #2 do one or the other.

    Singer/Rappers:

    *Usher-my way, nice n slow, be alright
    Latifah-did a jazz album
    Pharrel-sings hooks, raps but produces,too...hmm still with baby's mom
    Will.I.am-does both
    Wyclef-Gone til November...that's all I have.

    50 doesn't sing
    Ja Rule doesn't sing
    Eminem doesn't sing
    Ne Yo-doesn't rap

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  47. Tina Turner was my first thought for #1, but only because she always wears a wig...her hair fell out from overprocessing in the 60s...

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  48. Those are some gooooood blinds on the Panache Report. Glad you mentioned it Crying! Thanks!!

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  49. Anonymous7:24 AM

    ^^Myra Panache was exposed as a fraud and a liar long ago. I bet this is Myra posting in here trying to get people back to what is left of her blog.

    Girl, bye!

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  50. Anonymous7:27 AM

    Oh yeah,

    #1: Whitney

    #2: Missy
    Andre 3000
    Usher

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  51. ummmmmmm how is number 2 not Missy Elliot?

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  52. ashanti says they are still together, right?

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  53. does missy even sing? the only singer/rapper i can think of is drake (obv not him) and lauryn hill (who i doubt it is either). nelly does not sing either.

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  54. wouldn't you think her mother or famous aunt would step in and try and get some help for whitney? what a waste of talent and life down the drain - god help her daughter

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  55. Somehow, the idea of a has-been rapper being mounted by a trannie doesn't have the same thrill that it used to, does it.

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  56. Please let 2 be Jay Z or Kanye

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  57. Tina Turner is a Bhuddist. I can't see her doing crack. Whitney is the obvious choice her. No clue for #2.

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  58. nelly. a nelly bottom or nellybottom is slang for someone who likes taking it.

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  59. After I saw Whitney on Oprah, I was left with the impression she was barely hanging on.

    When Whitney gave Oprah the low down on how to roll your weed laced with Cocaine, you could see Whitney drooling.

    She got clean against her will. She was broke and had lost custody of her daughter to her Mother. (which is rarely ever mention)

    Her voice is gone and lets be honest, Whitney doesn't care that it will not return.

    She just needed to be cleaned up enough to give a few interviews and do a European tour for cash. Did she ever do any touring here since this comeback?

    It is obvious her own PR people knew it was a matter of time before it all feel apart again and it would be impossible to hide her bad behavior in the States.

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  60. I think # 2 is Kanye. There is an asian female (?) who is a regular member of his entourage...

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-C18h_mZLO8/Sb8-7U03BvI/AAAAAAAAAcs/-qzTaa4DKM8/s400/Star+Lounge_FW09DL_KanyeWest_006_medium-1.jpg.jpeg

    http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mbfw-kanyeandco.jpg

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  61. what about andre 3000? tho kanye might be it

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  62. Can't be Kayne. Every song he comes out with is still a hit. #2 is someone we haven't heard from in five or six years. My vote's for Missy. She sings and raps on her CDs.

    #1 is obviously Whitney, no question.

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  63. #2 could be Kanye. My friend who's a reporter interviewed him once and he does have a very very hot Thai assistant that brings him tissue and stuff...

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