Last we heard from Me-Me Dallas, she was makin' that set trailer rock all over the place, thanks to the fun mattress action she had going on inside with her good dude friend, Tobey Yum-Yum. Mind you, this was all went down while outside the fancy dressing room; Me-Me kept telling everybody she was staying faithful to her boyfriend—and that they weren't all that serious, anyway.
Girl knows how to spin a lie better than Lindsay Lohan.
Meanwhile, there's something else Ms. Dallas is being quite upfront about:
Kissing girls!
Yes, everybody and their mama frets about how many boys, and which boys, Me-Me is—or is not—getting trailer trashy with. But they're missing the real story: that she's hopelessly devoted to finding out what it's like to French kiss a lady.
Ugh, this is so Crescent Kumquat territory! First, it starts with the lip-lock curiosity, next comes playing around with each other, then, it's the whole damn morning after!
But for now: On two separate occasions, shocked, elite Hollywood revelers have witnessed Me-Me announce, as we're told, that she wants "to kiss a girl." It's happened in a private club, as well as at another less public venue.
Both times Dallas was loaded to the gills, by the by. To get her courage up, ya think?
"She made her grand entrance," said a fellow guest at Me-Me's last fancy do, "and she said she wanted to kiss with a girl.
"So this lesbian goes up to her," the Sapphic witness tells us, "and starts really making out. [Me-Me] was really into it, at first, but then I think she saw that people were looking and she pulled away."
Not so at the big Hollywood club where Dallas was a short time earlier. Onlookers couldn't believe their eyeballs when Me-Me "really went to town," making out with another good-looking chick.
Ugh, has anybody told Me-Me's current boyfriend just how his GF likes to get her hot on?
Doubtful, as he's so busy trying to be so good right now.
Jeez, dude, why bother, if this is what your honey's up to?
And it Ain't: Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma Watson
Me-Me Dallas = Miley Cyrus?
ReplyDeleteThis reeks of Miley Cyrus. Especially the "trailer trash" reference.
ReplyDeleteLove the MC guess Carrie L
ReplyDeleteAlso the whole naming of a location CE-CE DALLAS/HANNAH MONTANA, Yeah I def. think you are right about MC.
ReplyDeleteWonder what her parents will come up with this explanation. Probably that it was a movie scene lol.
ReplyDeleteIf Teddy Boy is stealing from you, why post his stuff here?
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm not the only one who thought of Slutty Cyrus right off the bat.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Demi Lovato? Same age group as Miley and Demi was born in Dallas, TX. Hmmmm....
ReplyDeletealso, Lovato had a hit song "This is Me"
ReplyDeleteAnd is Lovato still dating Joe Jonas, virgin boy band singer? Enty says, "Doubtful, as he's so busy trying to be so good right now." I mean, I'm sure that's all for show anyway: him being a virgin and/or he and Demi being a couple. But anyway, this could be Lovato or Trailer Trash Cyrus.
ReplyDeleteSo totally Betty White.
ReplyDeleteHeard Demi and the virgin were sleeping together on the tour.
ReplyDeletelmao@ sunnyside!! Definitely!
ReplyDeleteWow, a young celeb who wants to kiss a few girls like many other girls who expierent at that age. Juicy Ted!
ReplyDeleteyeah...sounds like Miley
ReplyDeleteHere's who Ted's Eliminated from the first Me-Me Dallas blind:
ReplyDelete- For Me-Me Dallas, Ted has eliminated Dakota Fanning, Taylor Momsen, Camilla Belle, Demi Lovato, Meaghan Martin, Selena Gomez, Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma Watson, Rihanna.
- For Tobey Yum-Yum, Ted has eliminated Chris Evans, Chace Crawford, Joe Jonas
Looks like Miley to me!
Totally Miley. The first one about Me-Me (about she and Nick Jonas) was also a giveway.
ReplyDeleteShe's just being Miley.
ReplyDeleteIT'S MILEY!!! (I wish 'The Soup' were still using that clip the way they used to.)
ReplyDeleteBilly Ray said about the lap dance with Adam Shankman, "It's what people her age do." So I guess drunk-French kissing a girl is what girls her age do as well. Gotta keep my kid away from 16(17)-year-old girls.
ReplyDeleteLol @ Ms. Cool - are you the one who always says that? It's funny ;)
ReplyDeletethe "ain't" names all have two syllables in each name, much like miley cyrus.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Miley train...
ReplyDeleteI'm a part-time chauffeur and this one time I was driving around a Sweet 16 b-day party of all girls. There were about 8 girls.
ReplyDeleteI took them to the roller coaster at the beach, then to in-N-Out burger and then..... to a boys house.
Everyone went inside and only 4 girls came back out, with 3 boys with them.
I thought they might want to take some cute pics through the divider to add them onto Facebook or whatever, so the birthday girl gave me her camera and I started taking pics. No on was looking at the camera though... the birthday girl was straddling/grinding one of the boys while totally making out with her female friend.
The two girls in the back were also making out while the 2 boys watched.
I was kind of in shock. These girls all seemed really nice and sweet the whole time and were not dressed 'slutty' at all. They all lived in very nice neighborhoods and the birthday girls' parents were older and seemed like very good parents.
I stopped taking photos immediately, dropped the camera between the 2 girls kissing (it was literally right in front of my face) and I rolled the divider up.
Teenage girls scare me.
I'm a 31 year old woman and I definitely wasn't that desperate for attention when I was their age.
Just thought I'd share ;) Haha "Confessions of a Limo Driver"
Hardly shocking.
ReplyDeleteLimo driver, now THAT is shocking. I guess if the lifestyle can afford a limo for a Sweet 16, you can pretty much bet the house that the lifestyle comes without boundaries of any kind. I am surprised at the lack of booze and drugs though.
ReplyDeleteTell me about it!! I picked them all up from a reggae concert at an outdoor venuw so I was fully expecting to smell pot (not a whiff). I definitely would have called their parents though. I can't allow minors with drugs or alcohol in my limo, not worth it.
ReplyDeleteThese girls were wearing very modest clothing and seemed very 'normal' and nice!
I was shocked at what happened when the boys were around though! They didn't even care that I was right there with the divider down either. Shameless!!
BFD, kissing a girl. C'mon, Katy Perry song? Teen girls get influenced by music all the time. Plus, kissing does not equal gay. I've got some words for Ted: "Not everyone in Hollywood is gay!"
ReplyDelete**off soapbox**