Stupid Criminals Part 34
Do you remember last year when I posted the mug shot photos of the two men arrested who had used magic marker on their faces to appear as if they had beards? Well, I really didn't think anyone could get more stupid, but I was wrong. Anthony Gonzales burglarized a house last week in Colorado and forgot to cover his tattoo. Witnesses had no problems picking the guy out of a lineup.
Lip tattoos: for people who too busy "hustling" to grow facial hair.
ReplyDeleteholy cow...i would love to be there the day he wakes up and realizes that maybe that tattoo wasn't such a great idea...oh to be a fly on the wall
ReplyDeleteWhat if he moved to the West side?
ReplyDeleteyeah, i see how he could forget about that tattoo.
ReplyDeleteSuch a dumb man.
ReplyDeletelol Schmooey!
ReplyDeletehahaha Shmooey!
ReplyDeletewhy so sad, girl?
ReplyDeleteSchmooey that was hysterical!
ReplyDeleteThe little soul patch underneath does add some artistry to it...
ReplyDeleteHow drunk or high was he when he got that?
ReplyDeletePerhaps he was made fun of for not being able to grow a real mustache.
ReplyDeleteI too LOLed at Shmooey!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a friend's son who had a tattooed FOREhead. You've pretty much opted out of the labor market when you do that. Doofi.
He must have thought:
ReplyDelete"I'll just grow a moustache and goatee and no one will ever know... It's GENIUS! Mwahahahaaaa!!!..."
You should check out this video on Youtube: "Guy Gets Glasses Tattooed On His Face." Some are saying it's fake, some say it's real, but talk about "opting out of the labor market!" Incredible.
ReplyDeleteI find this pic inspiring for my upcoming reader photo submission. CDAN across my top lip!
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten about the men who used magic marker on their faces. That was classic.
ReplyDeleteThat is the fucking stupidest tattoo I've ever seen. In fact, I'm posting this on facebook in my album of "stupid and funny things I've seen".
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