Star Magazine Makes People Magazine Cry - Kelly Preston & John Travolta Baby

You know there is nothing that Kneepads would have liked more than to have the exclusive story about John Travolta and Kelly Preston expecting a baby. In fact, the deal was in place. Instead though, someone from Star found out the news and they are the first tabloid to have the story on the cover.

I heard that Star Magazine didn't even hear it from anyone close to the family, but rather heard it from someone over at People who was working on the story.

Now, lets talk about the baby. When I first read it, I in my ignorance asked myself if a 47 year old woman can get naturally pregnant. Not that she got naturally pregnant, because we really don't know and won't know until People strikes a new deal with the couple. It turns out that in 2008 there were 7,666 live births in the United States to women 45 to 54 and only 2,000 of those or so were using donor eggs. So, not common, but with the power of Xenu behind you, and John's marathon viewing of Guys Gone Wild, Kelly managed to get pregnant.

After everything that has happened to them over the past year, I am happy for them. I really am. I still can't quite believe it, and wish they would just spill all their dirty secrets so they could run away from Scientology, but for now, I hope they are happy and I hope everything turns out ok.