Trying to gather as much cash as she can before she slides away into obscurity, Rachel Uchitel has agreed to pose for Playboy. Surprising no one, Rachel will follow in the path of other Tiger mistresses and strip for money. What is surprising is that Rachel would like us all to believe this is just for artistic reasons or something. I mean she only agreed to posed from behind and topless so that way she can say it was all about her art or that she was doing it for some other reason than the money. Or, maybe she just figures if she needs some more money down the road that she can show off the rest of her body.
ooooooohhhhh oh so unexpected of her
ReplyDeleteNOT!
once a skank always a skank...just showing your Ass doesn't make it art dear
ReplyDeleteif tmz is to be believed,this girl will not want for anything in the $ dept.
ReplyDeleteand of course, the pictures will be tasteful.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that she didn't really get $10 million from Tiger.
ReplyDeleteWho even buys Playboy any more?
ReplyDeleteThey have so many pictures of her half falling out of her bikini tops. She might as well just spill it all out. I don't really blame her for going after the cash. The offer isn't going to be on the table a year from now.
ReplyDelete2010 is truly the Year of the Whores.
I believe she has actually surpassed Meg Ryan (circa 2005) in the Stupid Fish Lips contest. Geez, she looks like such white trash.
ReplyDelete10 mil wasn't enough for you, you lying whore?
ReplyDeletego away.
If she wanted to do something artistic then get a real artist to do it. Playboy is about as artistic as a Cinemax movie.
ReplyDelete"Or, maybe she just figures if she needs some more money down the road that she can show off the rest of her body."
ReplyDeleteYes Enty. That's a very good explanation of famewhores, skanks and gold diggers decision making process.
Hey, a ho has to pay off Gloria Allred somehow.
ReplyDeleteShe knows her 10 (typo & it stays)minutes of fame will be over soon so she is definitely cashing it all her chips now before she fades. It just amazes me how being a whore is really celebrated these days. Look at that other whore Boobshit McGee (Bullock whore).
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ReplyDeleteHey, a ho has to pay off Gloria Allred somehow.
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You are spot on. A lawyer gets a 1/3 of ur settlement plus disbursements. Allred is making a killing this year too.
Yeah, anyone know if the 10 mil settlement is true or not? I can't imagine if you were given a 10 million dollar check that you'd be hurting for money anytime soon. But then again I'd take that money and invest it so I could live off of it and I doubt this skank has the brain power to think of that. She probably just spends it on plastic surgery and press conferences.
ReplyDeleteWho is going to waste all that $ on this raggedy ass ho when you could buy her a pack of Newports and some shampoo and she'd probably take it? (cuz she definitely needs it!)
ReplyDeleteWho are you fooling Mz. Skank!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't care about the money, she just wants to stay famous. Let me guess, Playboy took one look at her face and said "we'll only shoot your back side?"
ReplyDeleteLOL @Mooshki
ReplyDeleteI am still trying to figure out when showing your fake boobs, botoxed lips, and airbrushed coochie and getting paid for it became "art".
ReplyDeletenow there's a desperate cry to stay relevant...and i wish she'd get that the aviator ray-ban is reeeeeeeeally not a good look on her.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Co-Jo
ReplyDeleteHas anyone actually confirmed that she slept with Tiger &/or David Boreanaz or are we just taking her word for it? I wouldn't put it past her; she could be lying about all of it just to get famous.
ReplyDeleteTwo weeks ago I was watching a cable show from about 5 years ago about the Hamptons parties, and I was so surprised to see this bitch talking about how she decided who got in and who didn't. Bitch knew where to look for a meal ticket even then! I wondered if she'd already been with Tiger.
ReplyDeleteRachael wants to be sure she never has to service another client as an escort again. She just used an attorney/pimp and some good old fashioned blackmail to get a john/Tiger to pay her. She is not pretty when you take the expensive hair cut, fake lips, botox and pendulous breasts away. This is it, and it also shows how far Playboy's standards have dropped, it's certainly not an honor like it was for decades. Rachael's just another cum dumpster.
ReplyDeleteOh come on! She'd doing it so she can meet Hugh Hefner...she's going for the grand daddy of big bucks.
ReplyDeleteIf I want to see a naked horse, I can skip on down to the local farm.
ReplyDeleteIs this the one that is missing a tooth or is that a different one?
ReplyDeleteare there men left in america that haven't already seen her naked?
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