Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

I wish Meryl Streep had spoken at my commencement. Hell, I have had three commencements in my life and I think the biggest celebrity was someone who once knew someone who appeared in an episode of Andy Griffith.
Miss USA in the talent portion of the competition.
Manhattan Jungle Book was in a car accident today. The nanny was driving and Pete rushed to the scene. Everyone is ok. No word on where Ashlee was.
It's a Bee Gee.
Ryan Phillippe couldn't be more thrilled to be posing with Kristen Wiig.
Did you want to have lunch with Scarlett J today? If so, this is what she wore.
Liev was also there. While Naomi has fun in Paris, Liev has to lunch with Scarlett J.
Meanwhile. In the I used to have sex with Ryan Reynolds department too, Alanis seems to be saying too bad sucka.
Just Jack and
his number one fan Kristen Chenoweth.
Sarah Jessica Parker said in an interview that we wouldn't want to see her topless which is why she has never got naked for any of the SATC shows or movies. It doesn't appear like she is shy though does it?
Zac Efron in the Vancouver airport.
Zach Galfianikallsuperfragalisticikis trimmed the beard. Looks great.

21 comments:

  1. Again with the BEARDS!!!....Aaaargh!!! I get an itch just looking at them.

    Yes, this time is trimmed, but he let his eyebrows run wild.

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  2. As Michael K noted, SJP seems to have had a major boobie implant.

    Speaking of which, Alanis Morrisette's girls look fantastic--that dress is gorgeous. Wonder if hers are real?

    But nothing is as gorgeous as Kristin C's shoes, want, must have.

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  3. I really don't get the Zac Giafinaglelagelikis thing.

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  4. I want ScarJo's dress.

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  5. Aslee was hopefully in rehab for drugs or her eating disorder.

    Wow - I had to do a double-take. I thought the Bee-Gee was Henry Winkler!

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  6. I think Ashlee Simpson Wentz is a Coke Mom in training.

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  7. So what are you saying about Scarlett and Liev?

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  8. I think SJP is shy -- she just hides it well. The nerdy, geeky, awkward SJP is the one that seems more natural than the shallow, confident, arrogant one of the SATC era. I could be wrong, but that's always been the impression I've had.

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  9. Why is ScarJo never photographed with Ryan Reynolds??

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  10. that's a really skinny beegee.

    alanis looks great.

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  11. I always thought it was weird that all the female characters -- whether it suited their characters or not, really -- on SATC did indeed have to go topless at times and Carrie, the star and narrator, never did and instead ALWAYS wore a bra in the sex scenes. Weird and wrong and surely a perk of being one step above the other actresses (a producer).

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  12. Tenley, she had it written into her contract when the show began that she wouldn't do nudity.

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  13. It always cracks me up during a hot "sex" scene Carrie is practically fully clothed. She was always my least-favorite characater on that show.

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  14. Zach G cracked me up on SNL when he was RJ Sizzle, the ambidextrous flute player.

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  15. That picture of Zach automatically triggered the Ewok theme music in my mind.

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  16. Sarah Jessica Parker is right - I don't want to see her naked. She's ugly. She resembles Big Bird. I like looking at Jennifer Aniston's tits because she's presentable and her tits are exceptional. But SJP is just ugly - so ugly that only a faggot could marry her.
    JFK Jr. had to put a paper bag over her head to fuck her.

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  17. What a horrible dress on Kristin Wiig. Shows how painfully thin she is.

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  18. Kristen Wiig makes fun of her own skinny-ness. Kind of makes me uncomfortable because you know she is anorexic.

    Zack still needs a groomer.

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  19. How do you go from Dave Coulier to Ryan Reynolds? Her bubbies look HUGE.

    Awww...SJP was my FAVORITE character on SATC. The graphic sex scenes (ala Saman) did not make the show for me.

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  20. LOVE KRISTEN!

    SJP's boob is huge! Is there just one in there?

    Welcome back for re-shoots Zac!!!

    Bronx sure has the family scowl down!

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  21. Aw... Sheila got a trim! Good on you Zach!

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