Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Lukas Haas just keeps growing that hair. Here he is with Aska.
A little mini SNL reunion. Jimmy Fallon and Lorne Michaels.
And more SNL stars. Jason Sudekis, Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen and a very buff looking Will Forte.
Well we know L'Wren Scott is not with Mick Jagger for the size of his peen.
Keith Richards looks great considering the years of abuse his body has taken.
Does Mariah Carey own anything not skin tight?
You can never have too much Phish in your life. Here is Mike Gordon.
Still the best Batman ever. Michael Keaton.
Ears of the world rejoice. Mike Tyson is now a vegan.
Naomi Watts riding her bike in New York.
Rachel Bilson and Ryan Kwanten.
Sofia Vergara and Common hanging out in New York.


27 comments:

  1. I don't think that is Lukas Haas

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  2. NOT Lukas Haas.

    Unless he has had A LOT of work.

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  3. OMG WTF? I would never in a million years have guess that is Lukas Haas? Are you sure? Like, even if you said who is this, and gave me multiple choice answers including his name, I probably wouldn't have said Haas.

    I really hope that porn stache on Kwanten is for the show, cause that is some nasty shizz.

    Oh Mariah. I just throw my hands up now. She chooses her own outfits. It will never end.

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  4. i knew that couldn't be lukas haas. who the hell IS that?

    mariah's wardrobe choices indicate she has no idea what she really looks like in her clothes. there are ways to dress that would flatter her. but nooooooo.
    she's pretty much a sausage stuffed into a too-small casing.

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  5. Lorne looks so self-satisfied. As if SNL's success last week were due to him instead of Betty White and the other alums. Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it because I don't like him, lol.

    Thank god that cord is strategically covering up Mariah's camel toe.

    If vegans are so concerned about animals, why do they eat their food? ;)

    Let's contrast Naomi Watts on her bike with Beyonce needing an entire entourage to cross the #*($@&ing street.

    Love how Common is clearly giving her a friendly hug with no sexual tension between them, unlike most men would with one of the sexiest women alive. Serena + Common 4ever!

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  6. It's not that Mariah buys everything skin tight, it's that her skin is too tight for the size she buys... I'm guessing she's one of those "I'm a Size 0!" delusionals that designers have to make fake tags for.

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  7. mariah looks ridiculous.
    that most definitely is not lukas haas
    I like mike tyson.
    I liked Michael keaton as batman as well. I loved him in Batman and Batman Returns.

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  8. Okay, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought WTH Lukas?? Same with Michael Keaton.

    At first I thought Mariah was on the way to or leaving the gym until I saw the heels. Jeez. Nick's jewelry is hilarious.

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  9. Anonymous1:58 PM

    I want someone to tell me that there was a horrible mistake and that's not really Michael Keaton.

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  10. i don't know who the guy is but he's not Haas!

    my fav Batman is Bale:Nolan understood Batman was a freak!!

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  11. Heels with sweatpants--very classy, Mariah.

    I refuse to believe Mick Jagger has a small peen. No.

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  12. Anyone ever see the Tyson documentary? He is surprisingly articulate & very sensitive. I got the feeling that had he had proper parenting & mentoring, he wouldn't be so effing messed up. He was a brutally honest & raw in the film. Highly recommend it :)

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  13. Yay for Mike Gordon! More Phishyness please!

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  14. No way is that Michael Keaton!!!

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  15. The way she teeters on those heels and requires a bodyguard to help her climb four steps, you'd think Mariah would occasionally relax and put on a pair of sneakers for crying out loud. Especially with that outfit.

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  16. What john said...I don't think Mariah's clothes started out skin-tight.

    And phuck Phish. Hate those hippie douchebags.

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  17. This is the ONLY celeb blog that would ever post a pic of one of the Phish band members (or even know who Mike Gordon is). THANK YOU! LOVE IT!

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  18. Dlisted has a hysterical item on Mariah's ensemble. Highly recommend.

    Enty, I respectfully disagree re: Phish. That band reminds me of the grungy stoner fraternity boys who never showered and were high all day and night in my college days. Plus, their songs like never end. So, yeah. I can have TOO much Phish in my life, for sure.

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  19. Never would have guessed that was Michael Keaton.

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  20. Never would have guessed that was Michael Keaton.

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  21. Agree with the chorus of, "That can't be Lukas Haas!"

    I'm embarrassed to say that I think Will Forte looks cute in the MacGruder commercials.

    Mick Jagger can sure pick 'em.

    Keith Richards looks like Satan. Or like he sold his soul to Satan.

    I think Mariah sleeps and showers in stiletto heels. Remember the infamous "Mariah in four-inch heels on her stair-stepper" episode of Cribs?

    sorry, never got the appeal of Phish. Or the Grateful Dead.

    Can't wrap my brain around Mike Tyson as a vegan. I wonder what or who is behind the change?

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  22. No, Ent. Christian Bale *IS* the Goddamn Batman!!!!!!

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  23. What is Rachel doing with Ryan?
    I read an interview with him and he's practically a yogi puritan.
    They don't seem like they'd mesh well.
    And I now have noticed Rachel's hair. Fix it please.

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  24. Mariah looks ridiculous, but did you see NICK? What a tool.

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  25. I don't think Mariah owns a mirror that goes below her neck. How can she be so blind as to what she looks like today. The rest of us will just have to keep bleaching our eyes.

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