All the tabloids seem to have a different story about Lindsay Lohan this morning so let me see if I can put them into some kind of cohesiveness.
The judge in Lindsay's case was ticked off at Lindsay and that is probably an understatement. She issued a warrant for Lindsay's arrest and set bail at $100,000. Wow. That is a huge bail for something like this.
The judge also said that if Lindsay does make bail, she can't consume any alcohol and will have a scram device placed on her and will be subject to random drug testing once per week.
Now, last night, instead of worrying about what was going to happen in Los Angeles this morning, X17 says Lindsay partied on a yacht until 5am.
Radar has a copy of an e-mail Lindsay sent begging her friends for the use of a private jet so she could come back to LA.
I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that's happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there's anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan
On TMZ they have the judge saying that she has reason to believe that Lindsay has a drug and alcohol problem. In other breaking news water is wet.
ReplyDeleteHere comes the moment of truth for Lindsay: Which good "friend," if any, is going to put up the $100,000 bail?
ReplyDeleteOK...I concede. I had to read this.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to see her do the perp walk! Or stumble, whatever.
ReplyDeleteSchadenfreude x100.
ReplyDeleteBout time. And I bet the orange jumpsuit will match her fake tan nicely.
Boohoo. The judge was ticked and it is about time someone holds this entitled, drug-addled brat accountable.
ReplyDeleteAnd just her passports stolen - nothing else? What a joke. The judge did not buy it and asked for proof of the plane ticket she bought but couldn't make because of the "lost" passport.
Lindsay is lucky that at least the court system will try to make her accountable since no one else in her life will. Just maybe she will get the help she needs and safe her own or someone else's life. I doubt it, though.
I'll be surprised if this time next year we are talking about Lindsay as a living person. However, I would have said the same thing a year ago.
oh please Lindsay. give it up, you delusional slut.
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope this judge is tough on her. Please, dear judge, make me believe in the judicial system again. Please let celebrities pay like regular folk.
ReplyDeleteLindsey must really think she will get away with anything. Such shenanigans.
Wonder if she'll stay in France a little longer now.
ReplyDeleteTMZ is sayign she'll be stopped at customs.
ReplyDeleteAlso that the French police have NO RECORD of a reported stolen passport.
I don't get the private jet email. Does she think that if you fly on a private jet you don't need a passport? Well, ya do. Her passport is safe and sound with one of her friends, or she destroyed it herself.
ReplyDeleteand countdown to her breakdown from withdrawals in 5,4,3,... she'll never be able to hold up to the no alcohol and random drug testing...
ReplyDeleteidk what this idiot was thinking with the stolen passport excuse. i mean really who would steal her passport? what person could possibly use it?
ReplyDeletemoron, i hope they throw the book at her.
Regarding Lindsay's email plea for a private plane - I dare ANYONE to find a single person that email was sent to.
ReplyDeleteI think Lindsay sent it directly to Radar online.
That's it.
It's worth your time to watch the video on TMZ. The lawyer seems exasperated, and the judge seems like she ain't buying the bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThis just got interesting.
Maybe she can stay in France with Roman Polanski until she's old and withered, and then get all her old friends to sign a petition for leniency?
ReplyDeleteTenley said...
ReplyDeleteHere comes the moment of truth for Lindsay: Which good "friend," if any, is going to put up the $100,000 bail?
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The same dude that gave her that Maserati to drive back when she was driving and was a mess. ALL these celeb party chicks have rich men throwing crap at them. She won't have a hard time finding someone to do it.
Maybe Joe Frances.
Susan, I felt bad for her lawyer. Whatever Lindsay is paying Shawn Haley Joel Osment, or whatever her name is, it isn't NEARLY enough.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a scram bracelet?
ReplyDeleteHer whole attitude is summed up in one phrase: "This is a horrible thing that's happened to me and extremely unfortunate." Things happen to her. Nothing is ever her fault. I hope they arrest her at customs and take her out of the airport in shackles.
ReplyDeletesunny,
ReplyDeletescram bracelets monitor alcohol intake.
What Syko said. LiLo has absolutely no personal accountability and it's about time she got called out for her bullshit.
ReplyDeleteon another note, does anyone think lohan planned this purposely? you know for the press...a la hilton circa 2006?
ReplyDeleteif they sentence her imagine the circus that will explode around this? plus she can then say how she's sober now and blah blah.
something is fishy about this non?
Nikki, that wouldn't surprise me at all. It does seem very calculated.
ReplyDeleteNikki, you are not the only one.
ReplyDeleteBut if it's a publicity stunt it will backfire badly after 3 weeks.
Once Paris Hilton went on Larry King and did the TV show circuit tour, she kind of...went away.
She can't make the mags like she used to.
Even at her worst, Paris seemed to not be as big of a mess as Lindsey, IIRC. I always felt Paris' drama and antics were staged. She's not an addict.
ReplyDeleteThat said, she did kind of fall of the face of the earth, thank Gawd.
But, I don't know if it was immediate. Didn't she release her music after her jail time? And, then there's always her shoe line, which is still in stores. She's just not as much of a publicity whore as she was.
I hope they do arrest her. Whether her passport was stolen or not, she shouldn't have left the country when she had a court date coming up. I realise it was Cannes and she had to "work", but still. There's the ash situation. Anything can cause delays - it's a transatlantic flight. If you have a court date coming up, I say don't risk it by leaving the country. She is being stupid and irresponsible. I used to root for her but I really hate it when people won't take accountability and fix whatever situation they're in when it's fixable.
ReplyDeleteUpon reading my post, i realise that I'm not sure if "take accountability" is correct English.
ReplyDeleteOh well. Y'all know what I mean!
I dont typically go to or watch TMZ, but I did watch that "live" thing they did on Lindsey and that dude Harvey looks like he's on something. Anyone else watch that or is he just ADHD?
ReplyDeleteExactly, Harriet. Court date coming up in a few days, you KNOW you have not finished your alkie-ed classes (her attorney admitted it, according to TMZ) but you go flitting off to France, where you really don't need to go, and even though you are totally distraught at the stolen passport, you still manage to pull yourself together and go to a party on a yacht until 5:00 a.m. These are not the actions of a responsible adult. And she is damned sure old enough to take a little responsibility.
ReplyDelete@Harriet Hellfire
ReplyDeleteI agree, she shouldn't have left and without completing her classes. - Now where's she going to find the money the pay for bail?
I hope for once, that Lindsay gets her ass thrown in jail. Too bad she couldn't have drawn the judge that threw RDJr in jail for a few years.
ReplyDeleteShe must love the Letter "L":
Linday Lohan: Loser and Liar
Yes!! I hope the judge throws the book at her. This wont be the first time she has had to wear "the bracelet"..
ReplyDeleteWhat a complete idiot. She didn't have to go, she wanted to go. She didn't have her passport stolen. That's like telling the teacher the dog ate my homework.
HOOKER, PLEASE!!
She seemed like she was either headed for a drug/alcohol overdose or something like this. Maybe rehab will actually stick this time. Good for the judge. I hope the judge bans her parents from the premises.
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiot. Sounds to me like she had absolutely no plans to meet this court date, and all her excuses were pre-arranged. Oh it was the volcano. Oh, wait, I lost my passport. I call bullshit and I am glad the judge is planning on having her arrested.
ReplyDeletei just have to say that the image of polanski and linds hiding away in some cottage in switzerland made me laugh... they could take turns keeping a shot gun poiting at the door and looking through the curtains..
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone REALLY believe she'll do more than a few days in jail? Come on. The justice system gives in to celebrity every day, why would this time be any different? She'll go to jail for maybe 2 days and then get out and go right back to what she was doing before. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I do really believe she'll be in longer than a couple days. I think we all know jail is the only option to save her life and I think her sentence will stick. Maybe not for the full 180 days or whatever but at least for a month or so.
ReplyDeletedays? how about hours? nothing will happen. she'll go to jail for a minute, get out, and start all over again. jail 'overcrowding', don't ya know.
ReplyDeletefuck her and fuck the resources she's wasted being a spoiled, selfish dope addict. no sympathy here.
i watched the press conference with michael lohan and lisa bloom. he didn't talk. and say what you will, but at least he fucking showed up. nobody else from her family did.
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ReplyDeleteEveryone should call Judge Revel's office and thank her, in addition to letting her know that you think Lohan should not only be held accountable, but should be locked up to save her own life.