Jesus Christ Hit By A Car
20 year old Brittany Cantarella better go to church this weekend. It seems that Brittany didn't see the pedestrian in a crosswalk and hit the man. According to police in Massachusetts the pedestrian's name was Lord Jesus Christ. Seriously. It is on his drivers license.
Jesus went to the hospital where presumably he got a lot of cards that started,
Dear Baby Jesus,
Thank you for my smoking hot wife. Oh, and I'm sorry you got hit by a car.
I banged a dude that looked like Jesus once.
ReplyDeleteSadly, it wasn't the religious experience that I had hoped it would be.
lol @ timebob
ReplyDeleteSeriously his name is Lord Jesus Christ?
I'm guessing the parents had some serious issues.
ReplyDeletelol@timebob, I can't imagine!
ReplyDeleteWell if it isn't Mike Honcho himself...Cal Naughton Jr.!!!
ReplyDeleteThe messiah complex is quite common in mental illness.
ReplyDeleteoh, and can you imagine his mom yelling at him "JESUS CHRIST, GET OFF THE COUCH! JESUS CHRIST, DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!" lol!
ReplyDeleteI have a friend whose name is Leidy (sounds like Lady) and her husband says he gets all kinds of dirty looks from people when he is in a store and says "Hey Leidy, get some milk!" or something of that sort.
btw the dude I banged wasn't named Jesus lol it was Mike.
ReplyDeleteI bet school was a miserable place for him.
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ReplyDelete"Leidy" is a common name use in the latin community, and yeah you should see the other names like "Stiven" (Steven) "Jeison" (Jason)...lol
I wonder if his parents named him that, or if he changed his name legally as an adult. The character of Exedor on Mork and Mindy was based on a guy in Boulder, CO who called himself Jesus Lightning Amen. And I knew parents who gave their kids names like Image, Epiphany, Revelation, etc., so who knows? Still pretty weird.
ReplyDeleteMy 91-year-old grandma sent me a Christmas Card that on the front said Sweet Baby Jesus (if it wasn't Precious Moments artwork it was something like that, entirely innocent) lol
ReplyDeleteoh, I don't have a problem with the spelling, I just think it is funny that everyone thinks he is calling her "Lady" as in "hey Lady!"
ReplyDeleteOMG - I LOVE that scene in Talladega Nights. I could watch it on a loop for the length of the movie. Absolute brilliance. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteDear 8lb., 7 oz. Baby Jesus...
i guess being eco-friendly isn't that righteous afterall...
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