I Thought Jon Gosselin Was Working Out
I know I have been reading stories from Jon Gosselin people lately that say he is in a good place and looking for a normal job and has been working out and really hitting the gym hard. If this is hitting the gym hard, then his gym must be in the back of a Budweiser truck because that is one burgeoning beer belly. That is the kind of beer belly that builds the foundation for the Lazy Boy and 12 pack a day habit of your 40's and 50's.
Meanwhile, the woman in the picture who looks like she is a joy is Ellen Ross, his 23 year old girlfriend. Instead of taking her back to his one bedroom apartment in Reading (NY apt gone?) for DVD movie night and a tv dinner, Jon decided to spring for some gas money and took her to a local park to meet his kids for the first time for her first pap photo. It's a touching moment.
He has to be in the top ten most nauseating men in the world. How does he get all these young chicks?
ReplyDeleteNever mind. I know how.
She looks thrilled.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby has a belly like that, but it's not from beer - just too much food.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good sign that she's wearing clothes like that and not gussied up for her first pap photo op. Hopefully she's a real person and not a fame whore.
ReplyDeleteSorry to have to defend Jon Gosselin, but belly fat is the hardest to lose. So he really could be working out, but the belly is still there and will be for some time. His arms do appear to have some definition.
ReplyDeleteI think he's lifting "weights" - cases of beer, hence the arm definition - but unfortunately the beer gut suffers. Must say that his current girl of the month looks more normal than the others, thought she obviously can't be if she's with Jon.
ReplyDeleteLet me tell you Ellen Ross is not normal by any means.
ReplyDeleteEllen is a fame-whore. She posted every single picture, article, etc. on her facebook and she made a facebook group dedicated to herself and Jon. She loves the attention, so please don't give it to her anymore.
She is a complete party-girl and was always looking for her ticket to fame. She's not any different from other other fame-whores out there.
Jon = Ugh.
ReplyDeleteIf he is truly looking for a job, I say good luck to him. I don't think he's qualified to do much of anything that would earn a decent living and he's already proved to pretty much anyone in the US (including hiring managers) that is a complete and utter douche. I know I wouldn't want to offer him a job.
ReplyDeleteJenny, Ellen is my cousins friend..... Cuz says that the girl is known for being kinda crazy. oh how i love how close this all is to me.
ReplyDeleteJon got a speeding ticket on my exboyfriends street hahaha
Reading is NOT a nice place. At all. I wonder where Jon has his apartment.
The only think you go to Reading for... outlets, they have an IMAX (king of prussia is better), and if you don't want to pay for philadelphia phillies tickets, they have the reading phillies.
Thanks Jenny and Julie--love that insider info! ;-P
ReplyDeleteBig gut/little peen...every girl's dream.
Gretchen!
ReplyDeleteBWHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
from Trump Tower to Reading PA gotta love it. And Kate got $500,000 for DWTS.
ReplyDeleteHow badly does Jon wish he had just stuck with the cash cow now.
Disgusting of him to use his kids for these photos. Introduce her to your kids PRIVATELY. He sickens me.
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