Hulk Hogan Suing Post Cereals - He Is Humiliated
Apparently Lindsay Lohan suing E-Trade has sparked a whole wave of celebrities wanting to sue to protect their images from humiliation despite the fact it isn't really their images.
The latest example is that Hulk (I stole that name from Marvel) Hogan says that a new commercial featuring The Flintstones uses Hulk's image without his permission and humiliates him because Bam-Bam beats the crap out of a wrestler who beat up Fred & Barney.
Just because some wrestler in a commercial is named Hulk Boulder doesn't mean it is all about Hulk Hogan. Seriously. Not everything is about you. There are people in the world who have original thoughts and ideas and just because you have no money because of your divorce and the fact you let your son go driving and almost kill someone does not mean you get to sue my Cocoa Pebbles.
If you watch the video you will clearly see that the wrestler in the commercial has hair. Umm, when is the last time Hulk had hair? The wrestler in the commercial has a very thin, long, groomed mustache while Hulk Hogan has some type of ragged growth that is designed to distract from the fact he has no hair. This wrestler is not wearing a bandanna, and is also not rubbing his daughter's inner thighs with tanning lotion or drooling while she shows him her new moves on a stripper pole and then gives him a lap dance. When that happens, then he can sue. Damn he annoys me.
