Charlie Sheen has signed a new deal to star in Two And A Half Men for the next two seasons. He will be paid approximately $2M per episode of which $1.5M will be spent on hookers and strippers with the rest going to support his kids. You can't say the guy is not a giver. With no expectations of a pretend marriage Charlie will be free to spend his $50M a year on the things he loves best. Coke and hookers. Oh, and the attorneys who will attempt to keep him out of jail in case he threatens any of his hookers with death.
CBS must be so proud to be airing Charlie in prime time and when they introduce the show to advertisers on Wednesday they can say what a terrific opportunity this is for new advertisers like knife makers, bail bond companies, strip clubs, and law firms that specialize in defending accused wife beaters.
This one might just bite CBS in the ass. ##crosses fingers##
ReplyDeleteJust knowing that douchebag extraordinaire Charlie Sheen makes $2M per episode is depressing. Who the hell actually likes the guy, other than defense attorneys to whom he must be a dream?
ReplyDeleteoh and CBS please don't forget another of Charlie's suitable advertisers, VALTREX
ReplyDeleteI don't care how much they pay him just start writing better episodes. This shows sucks the last few seasons.
ReplyDeleteteehee @ montana! love it.
ReplyDeletei like john cryer...you know he must be breathing a sigh of relief.
There is no justice.
ReplyDeletethat's why we love you enty, because you have a moral sense of outrage about batterers like charlie.
ReplyDeletelets boycott all things cbs.
I've seen his show twice. The Big bang Theory is much awesome-er!!
ReplyDeleteI am proud to say I have never watched this show. Nor will I ever watch this show. Unless Jesus is on it .........
ReplyDeleteBOYCOTT CBS!
ReplyDeleteBBT RULES! I have never even had a desire to see this shit show that Charlie is on. now I REALLY don't want to.
ReplyDeleteIs that Marla Maples, second from the left, in the photo with Heidi Fleiss?
ReplyDeleteoh fuck him AND cbs. going to be hard to collect $2M per episode if he goes to jail.
ReplyDeletei could not be more thoroughly disgusted by this move. his show is 30mins of objectifying women.
I read way too much entertainment "news" and I almost never hear about that stupid show, unless Charlie is in the news doing something illegal. Who watches it? Are the ratings really that good? It's so depressing he makes that much money per episode. Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is so fucking funny.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen the show and I don't know anyone who watches it.
ReplyDeleteaw, it used to be funny, before the kid grew up, and the humor got out of hand. but to cancel ghost whisperer and up charlie's pay?
ReplyDeleteand guys, we can't boycott cbs. they still have "how i met your mother", "big bang theory", "survivor" (which even when the season sucks, still has the probst) and quite a few others.
that certainly IS Marla Maples...so Trump married a former ho? shocking. *snort*
ReplyDeleteBig Bang Theory is good, but the laugh track drives me crazy. Never watch Charlie. Not funny.
ReplyDeleteIt looks to me more like the Hoff's ex - Pamela Bach or whatever?
ReplyDeleteLOL @__-__=__
ReplyDeleteUGH. This show. That guy. UGH. They canceled COLD CASE but not this show?
CBS does NOT care.