Hookers And Strippers Celebrate - Charlie Sheen Gets A Raise

Charlie Sheen has signed a new deal to star in Two And A Half Men for the next two seasons. He will be paid approximately $2M per episode of which $1.5M will be spent on hookers and strippers with the rest going to support his kids. You can't say the guy is not a giver. With no expectations of a pretend marriage Charlie will be free to spend his $50M a year on the things he loves best. Coke and hookers. Oh, and the attorneys who will attempt to keep him out of jail in case he threatens any of his hookers with death.

CBS must be so proud to be airing Charlie in prime time and when they introduce the show to advertisers on Wednesday they can say what a terrific opportunity this is for new advertisers like knife makers, bail bond companies, strip clubs, and law firms that specialize in defending accused wife beaters.