Thursday, May 20, 2010

George Lopez And The Hooker


Note to all male celebrities. Hookers like to make money. Tabloids offer money. If you are going to cheat on your spouse a hooker or stripper is not your best option. George Lopez is the latest celebrity to be caught. The National Enquirer interviewed a hooker who said that George paid her for sex. Well, that is a shocker. A hooker who gets paid for sex.

She says that when in Tampa, George had sex with her and also wanted her to find someone for a threesome. She also shared texts that he sent her but we will have to go to the grocery store and read them in the checkout line because they didn't post any of them online.

If this is true it is ironic that he is the one who has been supporting Sandra Bullock so much with her distress over her husband and hookers and strippers while he was doing it himself. Oh, and George, remember you are cheating on the woman who gave you a kidney. She saved your life.

27 comments:

  1. He didn't really think a hooker would keep her mouth shut? Or did he think he wouldn't be recognized?

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  2. Waaay off topic, but CNN is reporting that a judge just issued a warrant on a bitch:

    http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/20/judge-revokes-lohans-probation-issues-warrant-for-arrest/

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  3. why are we choosing to believe the hooker here? seriously people LOOK what these whores have us coming to! believing the NE without proof?
    for shame.

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  4. This is why we should keep our organs to ourselves. She needs to repossess that thing! Stat!!

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  5. 0, that's great news!!!

    I don't know why all celebs don't follow Justin Timberlake's example and walk around with a handful of confidentiality agreements in their back pocket!

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  6. I would demand my kidney back it it is true.

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  7. Anonymous9:52 AM

    i'm not condoning adultery. what happened to 'elusive' call girls who you have to pay a grip to keep quit? cheap ain't the way to go.

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  8. Mookshi - can you elaborate?

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  9. Anonymous9:56 AM

    re: lohan, yes she should be locked up. however, it won't help with her addiction if she is not ready.

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  10. Actually, I always thought ladies of the night were paid to do their deed AND shut the fuck up.

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  11. Well I guess we can assume that all of the celebrities (men and women) have taken illegal drugs, have slept with a prostitute and have cheated while married or in an exclusive relationship.

    Oh and of course there a tape/text message somewhere to prove it.

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  12. in lopez defense, have you seen his wife?? ...of course he's fucking around.

    better keep trim ladies.

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  13. sandman - she GAVE him a kidney. That's not exactly an easy surgery for a young one. Now imagine going through menopause and giving up your kidney. You should be ashamed. And alone.

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  14. Keeping trim is no guarantee. Just ask Mrs. Woods.

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  15. I guessed George Lopez on the BI a couple of days ago - about the TV actor who gushes about his wife all of the time (gave a kidney) and is cheating on her on the side.

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  16. Are of all of Sandra Bullock's friends douche bags?

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  17. Anonymous10:48 AM

    To be honest, we never knew what goes on in the personal lives of our friends. There maybe certain character traits that we do not value and could cause us to leave a friendship. For fear that we may allow others' behaviors to rub off on us. But beyond this, people are flawed, even people with better character.

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  18. Really, these scorned wives should all take some revenge 101 classes.

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  19. WHAAAAAT?????? His wife gave him one of her KIDNEYS, risking her health and life and he cheats on her?

    This is just too vile for words...

    I wonder if he's going to laugh it off on his show.

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  20. man...she gave him a kidney? that sucks. I don't understand how desperate and sad these celebrities are that they need to pay for sex.

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  21. Every night my kids watch the George Lopez show on Nick, & every night look at him & think to myself that he has to be one of the most annoying tv characters out there. Now I will add one of the most annoying real live people also.

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  22. this better not be true, i will reserve my feelings until confirmed.

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  23. Am I just too naive? I don't believe this girl for a second. I just don't. No Way.

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  24. Anonymous5:21 PM

    His wife should go to divorce court with a jar!! Get the kidney back!

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  25. Maybe it was Joe Jonas and not George Lopez?

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  26. His poor wife. I'm more inclined to believe the whore as she claims she has text messages to prove it. We all know how damaging those are ala Tiger. If even Larry King's decrepit self has a side-piece, I'm sure loud-mouth Lopez is getting some tail. Funny, Lopez hasn't issued a denial. I wonder how Sandra Bullock feels about this? Is it safe to say everyone in Hollywood cheats?

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  27. I think he is a big flirt on his show. When JLove was on talking about her vajazzling, I thought he was going to ask her for a peek. I am inclined to think he is a hound dog just like all the rest.

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