Friday, May 28, 2010

Four For Friday

#1 - This very popular female tweener who tries to portray herself as wholesome spent last night in a hotel room having sex with two of her bodyguards.

#2 - What celebutante and former reality star tried to get attention for herself yesterday by purposely pulling a Basic Instinct move on national television. Thankfully no one noticed.

#3 - This B list television actress who is without a show at the moment threw a huge hissy fit when she entered a store yesterday. She brought coffee in and they told her no drinks allowed. She pulled the don't you know who I am routine and a manger was brought over. The manager let her keep the drink. The actress then told the guard that this is the way things work in Hollywood.

#4 - This female C list singer/reality star had a promotional appearance the other day for which she had been paid in advance. Everything was set up and ready to go. When she arrived she demanded an extra $5000 for herself or she would leave. Because they were in a bind the very large company paid her, but after the event told her they would not be using her again.


68 comments:

  1. #1 Taylor Swift

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  2. 1) Please don't be Selena
    2) Parisite. Who else?
    3) Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Her show was just cancelled.
    4) Kim Zolciak or whatever the hell her name is.

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  3. #1 Icarly Miranda Cosgrove? For some reason she pops up as very wholesome in my head

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  4. Um...isn't a TWEEN someone who isn't even a TEEN yet???

    I sure hope that's not the case for #1!!!

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  5. Paris for #2. She was on The View yesterday.

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  6. #4 Julianne Hough

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  7. Julianne Hough is a great guess for #4; She's always twittering about some appearance or another.

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  8. #2 - Paris Hilton
    #3 - Nicolette Sheridan

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  9. #3 J-Love? ABC isn't picking up Ghost Whisperer so she's now without a show. (Gee, darn--not.)

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  10. #4 Kandi Burrus, who wrote no scrubs and is on the ATL housewives, the company was Steeplechase, and she sang the national anthem, this was 2 days ago.

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  11. 1. Miley
    2. parisite
    3. JLH
    4. Whiteney Duncan

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  12. #1 I think in this case the word "tweener" is refering to the star's target audience's age group, not the age of the star. The only tween star I know is Miley or Selena Gomez. I always guess Miley because I think she's a train wreck waiting to happen.

    #2 Paris sprang to mind immediately.

    #3 Jenna Elfman was the first person I thought of when I read this. I'd say she's B-list and that horrible show of hers just got cancelled. Julia Louis Dreyfus is definitely A-list as far as tv is concerned. I'd also say Jennifer Love Hewitt is probably A-list, too, as far as tv is concerned. Not that I'm a fan, but her show was (inexplicably)a hit for a long, long time.

    #4 No idea.

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  13. #4 nicole scherzinger. just on dancing w the stars. who else would a company actually cough up that dough for? really. i mean, wouldn't you just say "leave then"?

    though, julianne hough would be my next guess.

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  14. what about dakota fanning for #1

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  15. #3 Hayden P.
    # 2 isn't Paramore girl they were never on a reality show (i think)

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  16. #1 can't be Miley because Enty said that the "very popular tweener ..tries to portray herself as wholesome." I'm thinking that lap dancing on a guy's lap and hanging out with a stipper pole isn't trying to portray herself as wholesome.

    I'd be willing to believe it's Taylor Swift.

    #2 Parasite.

    #3 I'd believe J-Love Hewitt.

    #4 Scherzinger.

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  17. #1 Demi Levato. Disney tried to clean up her image as a coked out oversexed teen recently by pairing her off with a Jonas Brother.

    #2 Who was on talk shows yesterday?

    #3 I would guess J.Love Hewitt.

    #4 No idea.

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  18. #4 - Heidi Montag. Is she C-list, though?

    #3 - Hayden P?

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  19. About #1, all I can say is, I wouldn't want to be surrounded by half a dozen enormous bodybuilding goons 24/7. The temptation would be too much.

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  20. Interesting news - apparently Heidi left Spencer today. Can't wait to see how long until he drags her back.

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  21. 1 - Selena Gomez or Miranda Cosgrove
    2 - Paris Hilton
    3 - the chick from King of Queens Leia Ramiri or whatever her name is. Also like the jenna elfman guess
    4 - no idea but like the Julianne Hough guess

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  22. 1 Don't know
    2 Paris
    3 Don't care
    4 Bitch

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  23. #3 for sure JLH
    http://www.buzzfoto.com

    ahahah, what a dumbass

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  24. I refuse to believe it's Miranda Cosgrove. NO.

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  25. as much as I believe that #2 could be paris hilton isn't she a current reality star?? - I thought she was still doing that bff crap.

    #1 demi lovato
    #3 JLH
    #4 Julianne hough - she seems like a biatch.

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  26. 1. Demi, Selena, Vanessa, Miranda.. Although I hope not Selena - Well I would hope not any of them...

    2. Has to be Paris, right?

    3. Meh. JLove sounds about right

    4. Sounds, like Heidi to me.. Ugg. I cant believe they paid.

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  27. #1 Taylor Swift
    #2Paris.....dumb
    #3 JLH sounds like a good guess.

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  28. Taylor Swift, maybe...or Demi Lovato more likely for #1...both are on the road. Demi's off in South America and her twitter would like ervyone to know she is living it up, lol.

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  29. Anonymous4:32 PM

    hope this isn't a silly question, but what is a basic instinct move? IDK what it means :(

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  30. emstee22 - like Sharon Stone in the movie...uncrossing legs while wearing a skirt and no undies.

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  31. Anonymous4:36 PM

    emstee22, in Basic Instinct Sharon Stone was being questioned and she managed to sit with her legs spread a little and no underwear. It was shocking back then. Of course now with Britney Spears and others flashing theirs all the time, we're all fairly blase about it.

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  32. Alt. killing people with icepicks after having sex with them. But I'm pretty sure someone would have noticed that.

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  33. @ anibundel: lol, but doesn't Disney specialize in creating "coked out oversexed teens"?

    I don't believe #1 is Taylor Swift, her target audience is not tweens, it's teens and slightly older.

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  34. #1- Could it be Ashley Tisdale? She's in the random photos today and not that it makes it any better, at least she's older..

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  35. 1) Don't know, but thinking maybe Demi
    2) Paris was on the view
    3) JLH http://www.buzzfoto.com/2010/05/jennifer-love-hewitt/jennifer-loves-coffee/
    4)?

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  36. Link didn't work but said JLH grabbed a coffee then took it shopping on Robertson...

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  37. Paris is such a fucking loser. Yep, her on The View. Fortunately, the Obama Press Conference took up my whole hour, and I didn't see her at all. :)

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  38. 1.Selena Gomez (Demi doesnt try to be all wholesome,she tries to be a rock chick. Selena tries the wholesome approach...)

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  39. #2 tinsley mortimer

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  40. Hope you guys saw this fashion post on Gossip Boy's site:

    http://thegossipboy01.blogspot.com/2010/05/gossip-boys-fash-bash.html

    It reminded me of the (thankfully) short-lived "Fashion or Fiction"--only it's much better. Enjoy!
    Diva
    middle-aged-diva.blogspot.com

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  41. #3 is definitely not Renée Zellweger In Toronto, while shooting Cinderella Man, she walked into a posh clothing store near Yorkville - holding a huge cup of coffee - and was told by the clerk that beverages weren't allowed in the store. The clerk didn't recognize her.

    Renée said, "sorry", and left immediately. Came back later when she finished her coffee.

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  42. Hmmmm, how about Jessica Simpson for #4? I could see her charming dad/manager swooping in and making a greedy demand...

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  43. 1) Emma Roberts (is Emma still a tween star? I'm thinking she's not anymore) or Demi. I don't think Selena is legal yet, and to be honest I hope her bodyguards (likely in their 20s/30s) aren't stupid enough to risk it. Demi was also the popular guess for a tweener singer having an affair with her manager.

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  45. Anonymous6:17 PM

    #3 Christina Applegate or Evangeline Lilly

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  46. 1) Please not Taylor Swift. I don't like her music but she seems so sweet and cute (if you can call a giraffe cute!)
    Hey, how would anyone know what went on in that hotel room? Were there screams? 7-11 runs for more condoms? Walls with eyes?

    2) Paris, Paris, Paris *sighs* Half of the free world has seen your diseased cooch. Are you going for showing it to the other half?

    3) Awww, please not Julia Louis-Dreyfus!! She's supposed to be really polite and down to earth (despite having a billionaire father!) Plus, I refuse to believe that anyone who can dance like Elaine could pull a move like that. I like the Leah Rimini or Jenna Elfman guesses. Those nuts are COS, after all. And once you're COS, all bets are off.

    3) Dunno but if I were the promoters I would have smiled and handed over a check... and then promptly stopped payment on it. :)

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  47. "Barton Fink said...
    About #1, all I can say is, I wouldn't want to be surrounded by half a dozen enormous bodybuilding goons 24/7. The temptation would be too much."

    I'm 100% with you, Barton. That was my first thought too.

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  48. ... if anyone's guessing the WH0RE "Em" the first blind* is Selena Gomez or Demi, et al... grow a set of BALLS then go to their Twitter,...

    http://twitter.com/selenagomez
    http://twitter.com/ddlovato

    ... follow, then tweet...

    " r U the tweener WH0RE in that Entertainment Lawyer Blind Item who recently F'd two of your bodyguards? "

    .... get "Em"nough Tweeple to do that "Em" see if the PR damage control "begins"...

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  49. I don't think Emma Roberts. Unless she's had a major personality transplant. She used to be very sweet.

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  50. @classalpha - I don't know you one way or the other.. But, can you please explain, why you use the "em"?? I'm fascinated. Do you really mean "in"? And, why do you use the quotation marks?? Are you being subliminal?? I just really don't get it and really wish you'd explain....

    I'm fairly new.. Is this a stupid request?

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  51. #2 is Michelle Mcgee, she did it on Etalk here in Canada.

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  52. @Icecat - just ignore him. Please. He's a nasty piece of work who regularly resorts to name-calling of the commenters here if we dare disagree with his assessment of ANYTHING. He's not all there.

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  54. I think Julia Louis-Dreyfus is still A-list from playing Elaine on Seinfled. I'm a waitress, and I served her a few months ago. She was very nice, not the type to be demanding or expect special treatment like blind #3.

    My coworker greated her table by saying "The soup of the day is... NO SOUP FOR YOU!" She was with family and friends and they all laughed!
    (I bet she hears that joke alot)

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  55. why did Enty describe Bombshell McGee as celebutante? she should be a celebutard.

    Lainey says Bombshell "Sharon Stoned her"

    http://laineygossip.com/intro_31may10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

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  56. @lindsv - What reality show was Michelle McGee on?

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  58. ... STFU... *SHLOCKET DRAGQUEEN*... no one gives a CRAP about *your "opinions" about me... *U_DUMBA$$*...

    ... *that* "said"... my use of "Em" is how I MOCK *the 'NAME' of a certain cRapper CRETIN*...

    ... -> http://madnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ew.jpg <-...

    ... so every time I use the 'WORD' "Em" "Em" a sent"Em"nce... picture *that*...


    ... so 'NUFF SED.


    ... BTW... did anyone add Selena or *DoMe Low... VATO* and tweet *that message*?

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  59. What Rocket Queen said.

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  60. @RocketQueen - CLEARLY :)

    @Lollydarling - Yes. ITA.

    'Nuff SED :P

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  61. @ RocketQueen - He's not all there. Ahhhh, his response to your post clearly proves your theory! LOL. Read it five times and still don't know what he means (but I'm sure Eminem is smarting!)

    I'm not a Demi or Selena fan (and I don't twitter? tweet? twat?) and they might be the biggest tweener sluts in LaLa Land, but I have better things to do than call them whores on their twitter accounts. And they're still kids as far as I'm concerned. So no thanks, LowClassAlpha.

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  62. :) @ Mango, Icecat, lollydarling
    Yes, poor Eminem is probably as hurt as I am by all that name-calling - ha!

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  63. ... LMAO @ *HYPOCRITICAL/SANCT"Em"ONIOUS/cubicle-dwelling dipsh!ts aka SHLOCKetDRAGQUEEN/ROTTENmango/pOLYanna dumbA$$/et al*... GET OVER *it*...

    ... 'WORD'- *you all* have NO "lives, no real "jobs", no reasons to "Em"xist... *you're* 'JUST' *pathetic LOSE'rs who* "post" on "Em"ty's blog... DELUSIONALLY thinking *your* pathetic *opinions/"Em"xistences* somehow "matter"... well here's a 'CLUE'... -> *they* DON'T...and *you* DON'T either ... so GET OVER *it*...



    ... so 'NUFF SED.

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  64. Classalpha, try taking an English class, or getting an education at all. Between your social skills and your writing, one would think you are a batshit crazy schizophrenic whose holed up in his apartment in Bed-Stuy. Go get a job, medicine, anything.

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