Monday, May 24, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which skinny starlet has a new party trick to impress her rich showbiz pals with? She has flunkies fill salt shakers with cocaine and dots them around the dinner table for guests to sprinkle on their canapes...


20 comments:

  1. Not sure, but "rich showbiz pals" sounds like she's well-connected.

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  2. I hate to say the obvious, but that would taste horrible. Just shoot up, you idiots!

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  3. Anonymous9:47 AM

    I have no clue what cocaine tastes like, but this does not seem like an appealing thing to me.

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  4. that's original.

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  5. from what i hear cocaine just tastes like... well numb.

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  6. That's what I thought Julie. Your mouth would be all numb, but what do I know?

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  7. I agree with Barton. Much more bang for the buck if you shoot up.

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  8. Anonymous10:06 AM

    Who has that kind of money to pull off a joke like that?

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  9. For some reason i'm thinking Ebola virus for this. Has the means, totally skinny/scrawny and trying to impress the real showbiz stars (which she wishes she was instead of being famous for sex tape).

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  10. Don't have a clue as to who this is, but let me get this straight: she is essentially doping guests with an illegal substance without their knowledge. Nice.

    Can't wait for the reveals--I hope this is one of them.

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  11. You don't really want to eat on coke.. I just don't get it.. WHY??
    and STUPID!!!!

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  12. It would make the food taste like kerosene.

    Better goddamn well not ruin MY good coke with food, or vice-versa. Yecchhh. The two simply do not mix.

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  13. obviously she's tying to mask the fact that she's a terrible cook.

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  16. o/t so sorry for the multiples today. i don't get what's up with my pc :/

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  17. @Beth~

    This isn't an Enty blind so it won't be part of his reveals.

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  18. Since this is from the Daily Mirror, I'm guessing Keira?

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  19. MsLeigh, that had me laughing. Very funny.

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