This not so bright starlet recently found the cell phone of the director of her television show. She cruised through the numbers in his contact list and when she discovered her name was listed third behind other actresses on the show, she threw a huge tantrum. She confronted the director and accused him of picking favorites, the proof being in his cell phone contact list. He calmly explained that the names were put in alphabetical order, not order of importance. Instead of apologizing for her behavior, she instead went back to her trailer and tried to clean up her wardrobe she had earlier ripped to shreds out of anger.
Not Courteney Cox.
So we just need to narrow it down to someone who's dumber than a stump.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Amanda Seyfried but can't imagine her name would be 3rd alphabetically.
ReplyDeleteFunny yet sad. At least she has enough brain cells to learn misbehavior and ego in a town full of both.
ReplyDeleteLea Michele? She seems to be the Ben Affleck of television BI's.
ReplyDeleteTrue, Margarita!
ReplyDelete@margarita: She seems to be the Ben Affleck of television BI's.
ReplyDeleteThat was great! She is!
Taylor Momson would be third after the other two women and I can see her doing this.
ReplyDeleteMy cell phone sorts people alphabetically by first name...
ReplyDeleteIs Hannah Montana still taping? My first thought was Miley. She's dumber than a board.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought about Longwhoria but I think Marc Cherry would bitch-slap her ass
ReplyDeleteSounds like the massive c#nt that Lea Michele is becoming
Don't ALL cells list the contacts in alphabetical order? i.dont.get.it
I will go with Cyrus also. Can't stand the little twit.
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox must be a clue. One of the Cougar Town girls? Busy Phillips would be third behind Cox and Christa Miller, but she seems too old to be a starlet.
ReplyDelete"Don't ALL cells list the contacts in alphabetical order?"
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily -- my iphone lists 'favorite' contacts in whichever order I place them.
Blake Lively
ReplyDeleteLeighton Meester
Taylor Momsen
Or...
except for paisley, you all are retarded.
ReplyDeleteits so fucking vague, yet you yentas use it as an oppotunity for throwing out names of broads you hate.
btw, the only fucking clue is who its not...doh
This one is hilarious. I hope that it makes the reveal in July.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Momsen - she probably used her switchblade on her wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteStarlet = young
ReplyDeleteI'm jumping on the Taylor Momsen train, based on the rationale from Dana and Stephen.
Lea Michele would never ever ever do such a thing. Instead of browsing the contact list, she would be too busy taking pictures of herself.
ReplyDeleteLOL Angela, it's true!
ReplyDeleteThat bitch Betty White.
ReplyDeleteHey Sandman - crawl back under your rock, you TROLL. Or maybe you're Kelly from RHONY. She's dumb as a rock, too.
ReplyDeleteYou have got to be kidding me.
ReplyDeleteEnty, for the love of Krispy Kreme, PLEASE reveal this in July!!!
my first thought was lea michele too
ReplyDeleteJ said...
ReplyDelete"Don't ALL cells list the contacts in alphabetical order? i.dont.get.it"
What's not to get? This.blind.is.fake.
Sandman, isn't "throwing up the names of broads they hate" in response to *any* blind the whole purpose of this and similar sites?
I just looked at my calendar. It IS almost reveal time!! YAYS
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