Just a warning that this blind is so bizarre, it stems on the ridiculous. Our source claims to be the one night stand of this male MTV reality star. She hooked up with him at a popular nightclub and the two went back to her place and he spent the night. He was really drunk, but claimed to have names for the most delicate parts of his body. Some are too obscene to share, but he does call his ‘goods’ the U.N. (no, not for United Nations). It stands for Uno Nut, which she claims is an accurate description. At first our source thought it was a joke or drunk talk, but the celebutard was completely serious and asked that she referred to his anatomy as such. Oh yeah, this guy is in a relationship with someone else. He has names for her parts as well but they’re much too nasty to post here. But here’s one: She always brags about her Double D’s but he calls them Droopy Dog behind her back.
Not Brandon Davis.
Spencer Pratt? Although, Heidi's are probably bigger than DD's now, and probably not droopy...
ReplyDeleteHowever, he seems like the kind of asshole that would call them droopy regardless.
ryan cabrera? although spencer makes much more sense
ReplyDeleteBrody Jenner?
ReplyDeleteSomeone from Jersey Shore (is the Situation in a relationship?)
ReplyDeleteThis is someone from Jersey Shore.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Spence- he's gay.
Definitely someone from the Jersey Shore. Ronnie?
ReplyDeleteI agree, this screams Jersey Shore. I don't watch the show so I can't throw out a name though.
ReplyDeletePlease God, let it be the absurd one who called himself "The Situation". I figure it's him if he calls his junk other stuff too.
ReplyDeleteRonnie "Ron Ron Juice" Magro. The droopy dogs belong to Sammi "Sammi Sweetheart" Giancola.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't it legal to shoot these people on sight?
ReplyDeletethe "not brandon davis" clue appears to point to someone who is rich, or, at the very least, has rich parents and is spoiled and such.
ReplyDeletei highly doubt anyone from jersey shore fits. possibly spencer, but he's married and not just "in a relationship"...
maybe alex reid, but that doesn't necessarily fit the spoiled brat clue, if that's what enty meant.
i immediately thought of spencer pratt - but then i remembered he is gay gay gay!
ReplyDeletethe situation? who would he be in a relationship with though?
brody jenner? he's with avril latrine (ha!) or whatever her name is
I'm not sure Spencer is gay, quite honestly. Douche, yes, but not gay. I'm going with him for this one.
ReplyDeleteonly reason i am under the impression that he is gay is i have read previous blinds which alluded to him about it and something mary kate olsen said a few years ago (i hope i am remembering correctly) that they went to hs together and he used to have a lot of male only sleepovers?
ReplyDeletenow dont get me wrong i had tons of sleepovers in high school w/ only girls, but doesnt that seem like a strange thing to say?
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ReplyDeleteThere is a person called 'The Situation'? The Rock I get (sorta) but 'The Situation'?? That's just too bizarre, more bizarre than naming the bits. I wonder how often his life is a skit.
ReplyDeleteA friend introducing him at a party :
"Here is The Situation"
(Situation extends hand and people look at him)
One of the guests asks:
"What is the situation"
"Here he is"
"Who is?"
"The Situation"
"What situation?"
"This one"
"What? Oh forget it. I'm getting a drink"
('The Situation' slowly draws extended hand back and wishes his name was Paul)
Jenner?
ReplyDelete@ john
ReplyDeleteTHIRD BASE!
Nah not Jenner - Avril doesn't have Double D's...yet.
ReplyDeleteI like John's "Who's on First" Situation routine.
ReplyDeleteYes that's who I thought at first. I mean, a guy who gives his abs a name, wouldn't he have a name for his other private parts as well?
Don't know who the DD girlfriend would be though.
John - You just made me laugh, and that is pretty hard to do today. Thank you. I needed that.
ReplyDeletemy guess is ryan cabrera just because audrina's boobs fit that description.
ReplyDeleteSpencer is gay. He also clearly has a drug problem. Can't wait till they go away.
ReplyDelete@ Bionic Bunny, Hunter and Icecat - I must confess I was laughing myself when I wrote it because it seems like it could actually happen :-)
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'd heard the Spencer gay rumors.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of people that name parts of their body and would laugh at anyone that named their penis.