Which famous singer is in the process of penning a children’s book? Although she’s made her money, her secret dream from childhood was to become an author. No word if it’s any good.
Madonna has been there done that right? Didn't she have a book called "The English Roses" or something like that? I don't know about Dolly, it sounds like something she might do to benefit or empower children, she has a humongous book charity in the Smokeys.
dolly?
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaaaaaay too vague. Think it must be a singer that doesn't put out albums all that often anymore but there are so many it could be.
ReplyDeleteI thought Madonna or Sheryl Crow for some reason...
ReplyDeleteMadonna already wrote some shitty kids books. Not her
ReplyDeleteMadonna has been there done that right? Didn't she have a book called "The English Roses" or something like that? I don't know about Dolly, it sounds like something she might do to benefit or empower children, she has a humongous book charity in the Smokeys.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this a BI?
ReplyDeleteIs there something scandalous about it? YAWN!
I like the Sheryl Crow guess, she has that fairly newly adopted baby boy and she might be tuned into kiddie books right now.
ReplyDeleteI thought I read somewhere that Melissa Ethridge was writing a children's book
ReplyDelete"Crack is Whack, Kids (Plus You're Hogging My Drug Supply!)" by Whitney Houston
ReplyDeletenice one, nuna.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, this has got to be the worst blind item in history.
lol@nuna
ReplyDeleteI hate BIs from buzzfoto.
ReplyDeleteBabs.
ReplyDeletemadonna. she's already been writing a couple childrens books.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Mango. Babs.
ReplyDeleteI can see Gwen writing a series of Harajuku Girl themed children's books.
ReplyDeleteSome Potential Titles....
ReplyDeleteDaddy's New Wife John
You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
The Kid's Guide To Hitchhiking
All Cats Go To Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Fun Four-Letter Words To Know and Share
Grandpa Gets a Casket
You Are The Cause of Your Parent's Divorce
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
Curious George and The High Voltage Fence
Whining, Kicking and Crying To Get Your Way
The Human Anatomy Pop-up Book
Some Kittens Really Can Fly
That's It, You're Being Put Up For Adoption
Strangers Have The Best Candy
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will
Your Nightmares Are Real
Yes! You Were An Accident
Why Can't Mr. Electrical Outlet and Mrs. Fork Be Friends
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
The Man In The Moon Is Really Satan
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
ahahahaha! those are some fab titles!
ReplyDeleteCatherine....I think I read some of those books, ;-)
ReplyDeletecatherine ftw!!!
ReplyDeleteteehee.
Classic Catherine! Just in time for mothers day.
ReplyDeleteCatherine --
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you, thank you! That made my afternoon.
I'm even happy about the soda that came out of my nose from laughing so hard!
Happy Mom's Day, Kids!
LOL Catherine and nunaurbiz! I'd rather buy any one of those than the crappy books Madonna "wrote."
ReplyDeleteWho better to write a children's book than someone named Gaga?
ReplyDeleteI think Gwen is best guess so far.
ReplyDeleteI think the phrase "sweet dream" points to Annie Lenox.
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