Friday, May 07, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

Which famous singer is in the process of penning a children’s book? Although she’s made her money, her secret dream from childhood was to become an author. No word if it’s any good.

Not Celine Dion.

26 comments:

  1. Waaaaaaaaaay too vague. Think it must be a singer that doesn't put out albums all that often anymore but there are so many it could be.

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  2. I thought Madonna or Sheryl Crow for some reason...

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  3. Madonna already wrote some shitty kids books. Not her

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  4. Madonna has been there done that right? Didn't she have a book called "The English Roses" or something like that? I don't know about Dolly, it sounds like something she might do to benefit or empower children, she has a humongous book charity in the Smokeys.

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  5. Why is this a BI?
    Is there something scandalous about it? YAWN!

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  6. Anonymous11:00 AM

    I like the Sheryl Crow guess, she has that fairly newly adopted baby boy and she might be tuned into kiddie books right now.

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  7. I thought I read somewhere that Melissa Ethridge was writing a children's book

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  8. "Crack is Whack, Kids (Plus You're Hogging My Drug Supply!)" by Whitney Houston

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  9. nice one, nuna.

    Seriously, this has got to be the worst blind item in history.

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  10. Anonymous11:27 AM

    lol@nuna

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  11. Anonymous11:31 AM

    I hate BIs from buzzfoto.

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  12. madonna. she's already been writing a couple childrens books.

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  13. I'm with Mango. Babs.

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  14. I can see Gwen writing a series of Harajuku Girl themed children's books.

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  15. Some Potential Titles....


    Daddy's New Wife John

    You Are Different and That's Bad

    The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

    The Kid's Guide To Hitchhiking

    All Cats Go To Hell

    The Little Sissy Who Snitched

    Fun Four-Letter Words To Know and Share

    Grandpa Gets a Casket

    You Are The Cause of Your Parent's Divorce

    Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

    The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

    Curious George and The High Voltage Fence

    Whining, Kicking and Crying To Get Your Way

    The Human Anatomy Pop-up Book

    Some Kittens Really Can Fly

    That's It, You're Being Put Up For Adoption

    Strangers Have The Best Candy

    Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

    Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will

    Your Nightmares Are Real

    Yes! You Were An Accident

    Why Can't Mr. Electrical Outlet and Mrs. Fork Be Friends

    Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
    The Man In The Moon Is Really Satan

    Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book

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  16. ahahahaha! those are some fab titles!

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  17. Catherine....I think I read some of those books, ;-)

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  18. catherine ftw!!!

    teehee.

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  19. Classic Catherine! Just in time for mothers day.

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  20. Catherine --

    Thank you, thank you, thank you! That made my afternoon.

    I'm even happy about the soda that came out of my nose from laughing so hard!

    Happy Mom's Day, Kids!

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  21. LOL Catherine and nunaurbiz! I'd rather buy any one of those than the crappy books Madonna "wrote."

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  22. Who better to write a children's book than someone named Gaga?

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  23. I think Gwen is best guess so far.

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  24. I think the phrase "sweet dream" points to Annie Lenox.

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