Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Because Every 17 Year Old Has A $25,000 Corset


Did you watch the premiere of the new Miley Cyrus music video yesterday? What? You mean you didn't drop everything you were doing so you could see her new video? Well, you didn't miss much. Oh, except for the fact that she is wearing a corset that costs $25,000 in the video. How many 17 year old girls do you know who have corsets and wear them as outerwear. It isn't surprising though, she already said last week that as soon as she turns 18 she would be more than willing to strip naked for a movie role if it were good for the character. This girl cannot wait to get naked for the world.

The song is not bad. It just isn't any different from anything else you have heard. It is interchangeable between Britney or Miley or Ke$ha.

21 comments:

  1. stupidest.video.ever.

    Her voice is lousy. Couldn't her producer use auto-tune to make her vocals sound better?

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  2. great, another robot song.
    Sexy is something you cannot "try" to be. It comes from within- you either are, or you are not. And Miley is NOT.

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  3. I am sure the corset was just lent to her for the video but it is still ridiculous. And I still think Taylor M. wins the prize for age inappropriate "clothing"

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  4. That corset cost 25 grand? Well it's not very flattering. I am a corset fiend, because they make your waist tiny. Whoever made this thing take note.

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  5. I just like the tribute to King Kong and the wings in the very beginning clip, other than that, MEH

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  6. i'd be pissed if i had to pull 25k from a budget for a cheesy prop. but that's just me.

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  7. Anyone else think her sex tape will be *leaked* not long after she turns 18?

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  8. I just thought about this...is she is school? Is there any education taking place?

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  9. ...in school. Not is school Sorry about that.

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  10. She's just waiting for the "good artsy role" to show it all.

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  11. She's prettier with her mouth and eyes closed in that photo.

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  12. You're so right, Enty - this chick is just dying to strip and show her adult side. I will also not watch this.

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  13. I think she's just about ready for her photo shoot with Tyler Shields.

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  14. yea, i'm not gettin the picture. peacock tail feathers are beautiful but she's the wrong gender to have that kind of tail.

    and i'm completely not surprised about her thoughts on nudity. "if it were good for the character"... oh, it will be, i'm sure.

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  15. when I was little, and I would hear the peacocks on my grandparents farm, I thought they were a woman who was lost saying "HELP! HELP!"

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  16. Anonymous11:28 AM

    Good thing I saw the video at another site. Didn't think anything Extraordinary about it. She reminded me of Marilyn Manson with her twitching hahaha.

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  17. I know of 17-year-olds who wear corsets, but they've made their own out of duct tape and wear them over T-shirts. I'm just surprised there are still people out there buying this crap.

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  18. Wow...she's showing so much awkward desperation to slut it up. She really should stop acting, she couldn't do the moves convincingly in this video and you can tell she always so aware of the camera being there. Not natural at all. How much longer before she does porn if she's so eager to strip it all off and show the world that she's having sex?

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  19. Uhg! When is she going away.

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  20. I had a corset when I was 17, and wore it. But I also wore it over other shirts, not by itself. And it was from Hot Topic and only like 30 dollars. I just found it again, actually, when cleaning out my closet, lol.

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