Today's Blind Items

#1 - Which candidate for UK Prime Minister once literally danced on the grave of Marx after getting drunk?

#2 - This creeping towards A list movie actor, who looks about 16, is enjoying his new status a lot. This actor would probably never get a date if not for his career. He certainly wouldn't be able to pass around coke like party favors or get to snort it off the breasts of women like he did last night at a party.