Tiki Barber always looked like he was Mr. Perfect. You know he left the Giants and then a got a job on television. Instead of calling football games though he went to The Today Show and wanted to not be a typical ex jock when it came to television work. He had always said the right thing about cheating and marriage and even had this quote the NY Post dug up about his own father who left Tiki and his siblings when he was young. "I don't give a [bleep] that the relationship didn't work," he said of his parents' split in a 2004 Post interview. "Not only did he abandon her, I felt like he abandoned us for a lot of our lives. I have a hard time forgiving that."
Well, now Tiki has walked out on his 8 month pregnant wife because he has been cheating on her with a 23 year old who he has been dating for about a year. Yep. He has been f**king the girl on the side while he got his wife pregnant with twins. (Makes me think twins really are genetic)
Tiki and his wife have been married 11 years, but hey, he wanted the 23 year old who wouldn't call him out and just did what he told her to do. When they eventually break up I can't wait to hear the stories about how Tiki probably wanted to have sex with Jesse James while Tiger Woods and Gloria Allred watched.
Uh...twins are genetic. Who's writing this post, Adriana Costa? TWINS- FASHION OR FICTION?!
ReplyDeletelol @Sue Ellen
ReplyDeleteAnd holy homewrecker Batman!
I've said it before and I'll say it again - show me the athlete who DOESN'T cheat and I'll be surprised.
ReplyDeleteA-hole! I hope she gets a nice big settlement and the bimbo dumps him.
ReplyDeleteHis wife is way better looking that the awful peroxide girl on the side.
ReplyDeleteAnd there is a genetic correlation for having twins - if there are instances of twins in a woman's maternal line, she is more likely to have twins than someone whose family has no history of twin pregnancies.
Two rules for women who would like a monogamous relationship: don't marry athletes or musicians. Isn't that just common sense, though?
ReplyDeleteHis wife is beautiful, but then again, Hugh Grant had Elizabeth Hurley at home and was out paying for BJ's in his car.
ReplyDeleteOH SNAP!
ReplyDeleteReally? Leaving her when she is 8 months preggers.. BASTARD!
Hopefully word will come out that she found out and gave his sorry cheating ass the boot!
He kinda has a look to him that reminds me of Tiger Woods. That my shit dont stink look, like he is so squeaky clean its suspicious.
ReplyDeleteAnd you just know Michael K is gonna give this blonde girl props for having sucessful gold-digging game lol
ReplyDeletefathers- raise your daughters right so they won't be out fucking on married men, please.
ReplyDeleteFraternal twins can be genetic, as a woman can inherit the predisposition to release multiple eggs in a cycle.
ReplyDeleteIdentical twins, however, are not genetic.
MK has mentioned Mrs. Barber before, b/c she made an uber-fierce appearance on Project Runway a few seasons ago. The designers were making an outfit for her husband, and she was purported to have such excellent taste and great judgment.
ReplyDeleteBut when I watched her on the show, she looked more like a woman who is insecure enough to need to advertise that she is the wife. JMO, anybody remember it?
thank you libby, I was going to say that.
ReplyDeletewhat a turd-Tiki, that is.
oh, and the ditz fucking around with him too.
ReplyDeleteIf identical twins aren't genetic, it makes you wonder if you come from a family riddled with twins and triplets. How is that possible if it isn't genetic? Predisposition to dropping more than one egg like libby said? Weird.
ReplyDeleteThe collage on the wall behind the 23 year old is priceless. College rules!
ReplyDeletenice dad!(irony) i hope the best for kids and his wife!
ReplyDeletewhat say? Mad Men curse!
There's still a lot that science does not know, and genetics is no different.
ReplyDeleteStatistically, there is a higher probability of having fraternal twins if she is a fraternal twin herself (2 to 5 times more likely), and she has had fraternal twins, she is 3 to 4 times more likely to have them again in subsequent pregnancies.
This because she ovulates more than one egg each menstrual cycle.
Although monozygotic twins (the so-called identical, that come from the same egg that divided into two) are not thought to be genetically predisposed but rather occur by chance, there are cases of families who have several sets of identical twins.
I know a man who is himself an identical twin, his father is an identical twin, and he has two sets of identical twin cousins.
It does seem too much coincidence to be completely random, considering that only about 3 sets of monozygotic twin happen per 1000 births, and that the occurrence is supposedly evenly distributed throughout the whole population.
not all triplets are identical...actually that is very rare @Sue Ellen.
ReplyDeleteAnd lots of fraternal twins are assumed to be identical (by someone just looking at them) but they are not. It just so happens that they look similar because of the sibling factor.
Thanks Shmooey. I was curious because I have 2 sets of twin cousins, my (maternal) grandmother was a triplet, and my mom had 2 sets of twin cousins herself. That seems more genetic to me than coincidental.
ReplyDeleteOh, and only the triplets were fraternal, the rest were identical.
ReplyDeleteShe was married to an athlete. I doubt she is surprised that he was fucking around. It sucks that she's pregnant but she will be fine. She will get a divorce and nice alimony and child support payments. Tiki is an ASS but what do you expect, he's an athlete.
ReplyDeleteTwins can be genetic. They can also be the result of fertility treatments.
ReplyDeleteAnybody who has followed Tiki's career, watched his on and off-field behaviour, and listened to him speak over the years realizes instinctively that the man is a total oreo (for an explanation of the term, please locate your nearest racially-insensitive friend or acquaintance).
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Tiki, you've got your cracker, but I'm afraid your ex-wife is getting your cheese, playa.
Maybe you and Tiger can share a loft somewhere once you're done paying your settlements.
And another thing, please do something about those telephone-book-thick eyebrows. Maybe your new squeeze can wax them for you.
These n*groes are getting on my nerves!
ReplyDelete- A Blasian named Yvie
Indentical twins run in the family, fraternal twins are just a crapshoot or fertility clinic
ReplyDeleteproduced and this guy is a SCUZBALL.
Blonds are the black man's poison, yes poison. Every black man yearns to grow up and have a White Girlfriend. I know because Oprah said it.
ReplyDeleteShmooey,I hope you're right.
ReplyDeleteI'm a twin & I would love to have twins, when I get pregnant.
Twins runs on both sides of my family. :)