Shocker!! Whitney Houston Postpones Concert

Apparently they must have some very high quality crack flu bugs in Paris. It has to be pretty strong to keep Whitney Houston from getting up on stage. Whitney felt so bad that she called in sick and had to postpone the start of her European tour. She didn't seem that sick last week when she was at a concert dancing away. To the people of Paris I say this. Keep making great french fries, and if you want to see Whitney at her best, go find some video from 20 years ago. If you go see Whitney now, it is kind of like watching Elvis in his later years. Minus the 100 pounds, 14 year old girls (Whitney likes them older) and peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. The sweat and the towels and really bad moves and voice are there though.