Riki Rachtman vs Benji Madden
It was a battle of the old versus young. A battle of the guy who has had sex with Paris Hilton and lived to tell about it versus a guy who has had sex with Janine and didn't have Jesse James watching. A battle between the guy who has his own groupies versus the guy who goes through Bret Michael's leftovers on Rock Of Love. Yes, it is the battle of Riki Rachtman versus Benji Madden. Someone actually paid money to have these two fight. Oh, and then people actually paid to go watch these two fight in Las Vegas over the weekend. I hope they didn't pay much because it was over in a little more than 90 seconds. The video of the fight is below. Warning. There is really strong language and really bad boxing.
Back when MTV still played videos, Headbanger's Ball on Saturday nights was one of my faves. I won't watch the vid because I can't stand those fat, pasty douchenozzle Madden things but please tell me Riki won?
ReplyDeleteBenji wins by TKO...easily
ReplyDeleteToo bad, although hardly a fair fight -- Rachtman is about old enough to be the Madden thing's father.
ReplyDeletemaybe my computer's a wreck, but I can't tell who is who (I have it on mute). glad to hear Benji wins.
ReplyDeleteI can't beleive I just watched that. Even more so , I can't beleive people actually paid and spent their time going to that fight. I want my 2 minutes back
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ReplyDelete"Warning. There is really strong language and really bad boxing."
ReplyDeleteLOL!
"A battle of the guy who has had sex with Paris Hilton and lived to tell about it versus a guy who has had sex with Janine and didn't have Jesse James watching." -- Is this a blind item reveal?
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