TMZ is reporting that Tiger Woods bought the silence of Rachel Uchitel for $10M. For that much money she must have known not only what the secrets were but must have had some very good proof of the secrets. Do you think maybe she had Tiger and Derek Jeter videos? I mean what would she know or could she know that would force Tiger into paying that much money? It isn't sexts or e-mails, so it must be something that would just blow everyone out of the water and totally ruin his career. That isn't pocket change even to him. So, the question is would you have had sex with Tiger for $10M?
I find Tiger physically repulsive. 10 mil is a lot of money and about half of that would have to go to the water bill that would be needed to shower off his sleeze.
ReplyDeleteYes. No doubt. Multiple times. I'm from Oklahoma. 10 Mil is a lot of money out here.
ReplyDeleteMoney may not buy me happiness, but it could by a boat big enough to sail right up next to it.
ReplyDeleteIn a flash!
ReplyDeleteSure would!
ReplyDeletePatty, I feel like I need a shower just THINKING about it! I also find him gross and disgusting. Absolutely not.
ReplyDeleteIs there anything REALLY that Mistress Gold Digger #1 could have said or done to make things worse for Tiger? Consider this a lesson in crisis management for future celebrity cheaters: If you aren't going to pay off everyone, pay off no one.
ReplyDeleteI'n gonna have to be completely honest and say yes. Yes I would.
ReplyDeleteNot without a condom and only if I knew in advance so I could get my shots. That is a lot of money.
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ReplyDeleteSHOO...I DON'T THINK I COULD DO IT...BUT WOW THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY
ReplyDeleteI'm not a lawyer but my understanding is that if a payment is made in settlement of a lawsuit then the amount is tax free.
ReplyDeletefor $10million I would probably consider having sex with an actual tiger.
ReplyDeleteSure. I've had sex with much less attractive men for nothing. I'll deal with the STDs later.
ReplyDeleteHow again is this really different than that guy who tried to blackmail David Letterman?
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ReplyDeleteI would. But 2 conditions: no STDs, and no film.
ReplyDeleteI like these answers -- I used to think that Tiger was kind of cute, but so cold and controlling, in a golfer kind of way. Then the revelation of his twisted inner world, and I have to admit, I still wonder about that fantasy involving Derek Jeter and David Boreanz. I would have sex with Tiger, Derek and David Boreanz for free, I suspect. Tiger alone? Probably not for any price, now that I know what's what.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of money grubbing whores!
ReplyDeleteLOL. REPEAT: LOL. (No nasty responses, please!)
@Babs~You damn right!lol
ReplyDelete@kathryn~Best answer yet.
Hell, yeah, I would. Much more reasonable than yesterday's offer of $100k for a tattoo.
ReplyDeleteI'll be fantasizing tonight about what Rachel has on Tiger that's worth that much :)
Sure why not.. it bets the hell out of cleaning out my kitchen cabinets any day ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL at Kathryn.
ReplyDeleteI would absolutely have sex with Tiger for that amount of money, however, I wouldn't touch this Reno911 reject sausage lipped freak.
ReplyDeleteI bet Rachel's video shows a threesome with Tiger, her and at least one other guy. At this point, multiple female partners wouldn't surprise anyone. Tiger having sex with a guy? Say bye bye to any remaining sponsorships.
ReplyDeleteI have always had the theory that Tiger told Elin he was leaving her for Uchitel that night, and that's how things went wrong and got out in the open. I have never believed Elin was clueless about all this.
ReplyDeleteIt's just a theory though.
Maybe there was a marriage proposal and he and RU were planning on starting a life together and now that his image is so beaten, he wants that private.
The mind boggles though at what she could know that costs that much
I want to say that I would never sink so low to have sex for any amount of money. But, man -- I'm pretty broke and $10 mil would buy a lot of forgiveness.
ReplyDeleteNah, I couldn't do it. I'd hate myself too much.
Well if I would change my name for a year and get a tattoo for 100k, then I'd definitely be lying if I said no.. HELL YES.
ReplyDeleteEven though I find nothing attractive about him..Not even before the "incident"...
I don't sleep with married men (unless, of course, they are married to me).
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteKathryn, that was hilarious.
I sure as hell would.
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I always thought the same thing. I believe he might have told Elin that he was leaving her for Rachel and thats when the shit hit the fan!
I agree with Tinseltass all the way. I don't think it could get much worse for Tiger. What a waste of 10 million dollars.
ReplyDeleteTo tag along on those comments that possibly Tiger was leaving Elin for RU, what if this is his way of showing affection/thank you for the memories/whatever? He knows Elin is going to keep a close eye on him from here on out, but he wants in some way to provide for RU?
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA!@Kathryn
ReplyDeleteThank you, that was hilarious
For 10 mil? That would set me and my family up. I suppose I would. And Babs - I still love ya.
ReplyDeleteSigned - Money Grubbing Whore
@Ms Cool
ReplyDeleteWow, I thought everyone would think I was crazy.
It was just a vibe I got.
Especially when the one other mistress (I think it was Jaimee Grubbs - I can't keep them all straight LOL) started publically getting jealous of RU.
To be honest I don't know.
ReplyDeletea couple of thoughts:
ReplyDelete1) let's hope whoever spilled the info about the 10M will spill some more and let us know what was worth that much!
2) if Rachel and Tiger were planning marriage, she sure moved on to the next guy awfully fast!
3) if Tiger and I "got together", would my husband have to know?
Definitely. 10M? Definitely. Everything's on the table, hell, my bf would probably encourage it for 10M.
ReplyDeleteWell of course I would! $10 mil would buy a shit ton of Valtrex!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so IF Tiger told Elin he was leaving her for his main whore, and Elin beat the shit out of him and chased him down with a golf club, what the hell would change his mind and cause him to stay?
ReplyDeleteIf a husband is leaving, not much is going to keep him where he doesn't want to be.
What part of the puzzle am I missing? A little help here folks?
Lisa (original) - Image and the money it would cost him in the divorce now that his mistress is public knowledge, possibly.
ReplyDeleteHe never expected any of this to become public.
Keep the mistress at bay until the divorce is final, and then start "dating" her and announce the angagement a few months later or whatever.
But his image would be shredded if he pulled it now, and I think his image is still important to him.
Again, it's just a theory I had based on a few things.
I'm loving the theories!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the $10mil is for her silence so he can keep her as his mistress and the public never finds out. Maybe Elin is in on it some way, too. Like she gets more money out of the original prenup agreement?
im starting to think that the monkey sex (as in sex WITH monkeys, not LIKE monkeys) rumour wasnt about jesse makes, but about rachel and tiger. What else could cost that much? The guy has already told us he likes 3somes, golden showers and rape fantasies. What else could there be but primate gettin'-it-on?
ReplyDelete*that would be jesse JAMES
ReplyDeleteOr maybe RU got a disease or had an abortion that was Tiger's baby. She must have some damaging sh*t on him because apparently the rest got paid pocket change in comparison with some not even getting any money. Considering how stingy he's been with everything and everyone else as its been said...damn. I really wonder what that's about.
ReplyDeleteDamn .. as much as I need to money .. nope. I just cannot seem to have sex with a person if I am not deeply in love with them. : /
ReplyDeleteOH!! And one wonders how much money David Boreanaz gave her to make THAT story disappear quickly as well.
ReplyDelete"I want to f-ck that a-- that i own,bitch!"
ReplyDeletefor $10M...sure. hell, for 10 Elin can watch.
I've always felt that Tiger was physically unattractive and after the scandal I believe he's ugly on the inside too.
ReplyDeleteSo, to answer the question yes I would do it especially if it was tax free. However, I'd have to become a really good actress because I'd be frowning the whole time and just wishing he'd hurry up and finish so I could get my check, change my name and disappear.
Ugh!
Oh and I agree that Rachel was his real woman and either he was planning on leaving Elin or he at least fell in love with Rachel. What he didn't expect was for Elin to get so angry, become violent, and have the evidence show up in public.
ReplyDeleteThat's why he's pacifying Elin, and paying off his sweetheart(Rachel).
So lets just say that Rach goes out partying with her friends(if she has any). They get her drunk, put truth serum in her beer or something along those lines. She spills everything to her friends. They call up US magazine with the scoop. Could Rachel still be sued for breaking the confidentiality agreement?
ReplyDeleteHell, my cheap ass husband would encourage it for $10 mil. That's a whole lot of cash, folks.
ReplyDeleteNO. I could use that money for fixing my house but holy hell I'd never be able to look at myself in a mirror again. I mean the ICK factor alone makes me wanna hurl.
ReplyDeleteSure but I'd make sure I was anonymous
ReplyDeleteYes...in fact I would marry him and tell him to fuck as many women as he wants...as long as he is a billionare and weakens the prenup.
ReplyDeleteI love this site for the theorizing - you folks are great.
ReplyDeleteMy theory: RU and Tiger had a relationship - and he somehow convinced her that she was the only one. He (being a skeeve) isn't really leaving Elin - Elin finds out that fateful night and screams down the phone at RU and Tiger. Tiger tries to pacify Elin, but she's not having it and proceeds to kick his ass and cause the accident.
So now, RU has proof of what really transpired that night - whatever legal ramifications there would be especially for Elin (domestic violence, etc.) and Tiger, his team is desperate to keep it quiet (sponsorship messes), with the added bonus of disarming a major weapon for Elin in a divorce should proof of this longstanding affair come out AND keep RU satisfied as she will be aware now that Tiger was playing her all along. Killing three birds with one stone.
Put it this way, $10mil is chump change compared to how much Elin could get from him through a nasty divorce (especially if the relationship with RU was significant) and his $1 Billion endorsements.
And yes, I'm ashamed to say that I would hit Tiger for $10 million - I would just lay back and think of England.
Well Rachel Uchitel was a "club promoter" for VIP's in NYC and LA, which wasn't so much promoting anything but women and drugs, she's really a madam, and a drug provider. She fixed him up with several of the other women so their relationship wasn't all that exclusive or love. I think by paying her off he made a mistake because it's about what Elin's pre-nup was, so she will now make out like a bandit and if she divorces him she can call her in a depo anyway. I think Rachel was a hooker/madam and that there was so much more kink that he'd never be able to sell anything and that's where Tiger's big money is.
ReplyDeleteShe's gotten paid for sex after the fact with Gloria Allred acting as her pimp. How far she has fallen.
Zandra I think you touched on it for sure. I think Tiger is desperate to have the drug aspect played down, and I think for the most part it has worked. I bet there are photos of him doing drugs off the various body parts of people, and maybe even messages that indicate he took drugs before or during big tournaments. Another possibility is that there is one or more celebs who participated in some of the exploits and haven't been outed yet. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it must be some GOOD shiz she is holding back!
ReplyDeleteShe must know he was using steroids. Nothing else is worth $10 million and almost everything else you can think of is already out there. How come no one considers this theory in the media? Thoughts?
ReplyDeletethe question is would you have had sex with Tiger for $10M?
ReplyDeleteNope. But then again, I'm a straight man.
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I've had sex with much less attractive men for nothing.
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hahahahaha@Jerry, you guys are to funny today.
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